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- BigREDbird
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BigREDbird Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:28 am
First topic message reminder :
Well, let's lighten up this world in which we live,
Feel free to post ANY jokes you like!
Well, let's lighten up this world in which we live,
Feel free to post ANY jokes you like!
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BigREDbird Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:52 am
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Officer Crabtree Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:53 am
A man walked into a bar and asked the barmaid for a double entendre.
She game him one.
She game him one.
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Colonel Cardiffi Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:56 am
BigREDbird wrote:A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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BigREDbird Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:56 am
Five Important Qualities
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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BigREDbird Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:59 am
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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BigREDbird Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:00 am
3 guys walk into a bar
The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world"
The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy "I have got the smallest dick in the world"
The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records
The first guy comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy comes back angry " Who the f**k is ALAN TATE?
The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world"
The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy "I have got the smallest dick in the world"
The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records
The first guy comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy comes back angry " Who the f**k is ALAN TATE?
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Colonel Cardiffi Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:03 am
BigREDbird wrote:A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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Cyncoedslumdog Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:11 am
Q - What do Mr Spock and toilet paper have in common.
A - They've both wiped klingons off uranus.
A - They've both wiped klingons off uranus.
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Albany Blue Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:13 am
Who the boss of the hankies?
The hankiechief
The hankiechief
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Rhys Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:02 pm
BigREDbird wrote:3 guys walk into a bar
The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world"
The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy "I have got the smallest dick in the world"
The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records
The first guy comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy comes back angry " Who the f**k is ALAN TATE?
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•••••••™ Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:37 pm
Colonel Cardiffi wrote:BigREDbird wrote:A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
:laughingabit:
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BigREDbird Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:53 am
Rhys wrote:BigREDbird wrote:3 guys walk into a bar
The first guy says "I have got the smallest arm in? the world"
The second guy "I have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy "I have got the smallest dick in the world"
The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records
The first guy comes back and says "I really do have the smallest arm in the world"
The second guy comes back and says "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world"
The third guy comes back angry " Who the f**k is ALAN TATE?
:laughingabit:
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Rhys Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:10 am
This ones more after after a few bevvies.
A shrimp went out clubbing. He pulled a muscle.
A shrimp went out clubbing. He pulled a muscle.
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The Tonker Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:19 am
Two Swansea fans die, and their souls ascend to heaven.
On the way up, they pass two eagles. "Ah, eagles," says one of the souls.
The eagles were too polite to reply.
On the way up, they pass two eagles. "Ah, eagles," says one of the souls.
The eagles were too polite to reply.
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BigREDbird Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:29 pm
Tbf I deserve quite a few plus points from this thread! Anyone who at one of the jokes can give me a donation to my plus points!
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