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BigREDbird Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:28 am
First topic message reminder :
Well, let's lighten up this world in which we live,
Feel free to post ANY jokes you like!
Well, let's lighten up this world in which we live,
Feel free to post ANY jokes you like!
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:53 am
Apparently David Beckham is devastated to be left out of the Olympics.
It's not all bad news for the Beckham family though, as Victoria is being tipped to be used in the Javelin event.
It's not all bad news for the Beckham family though, as Victoria is being tipped to be used in the Javelin event.
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:53 am
I came home from work and my wife was sat in the chair naked looking all seductive with a rose between her teeth.
I said, "I take it you've burnt my fucking dinner again?"
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:54 am
Mark Lawrenson during the Germany v Italy game "Germany need to step on the gas"..
Woah Mark...Let's not encourage them to do that again.
Woah Mark...Let's not encourage them to do that again.
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:54 am
Why couldn't Ashley Cole score?
Because the Italian goalkeeper wasn't a stupid Geordie slut.
Because the Italian goalkeeper wasn't a stupid Geordie slut.
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:54 am
Sometimes there's no nicer feeling than pissing into a bottle,
But other times I hate my job at the Liberty Stadium.
But other times I hate my job at the Liberty Stadium.
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:55 am
I love the look on people's faces, standing soaked in the rain at the bus stop as I drive past.
It's partly why I became a bus driver.
It's partly why I became a bus driver.
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:55 am
I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night.
"My eyes are up here..." I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.
"My eyes are up here..." I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:55 am
My sex life has improved dramatically since my wife died.
For a start, she takes it up the arse now.
For a start, she takes it up the arse now.
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:56 am
Add chicken in front of any Italian players surname and it sounds like a great dish..
Chicken Balotelli, Chicken Nocerino, Chicken Pirlo...
Chicken Balotelli, Chicken Nocerino, Chicken Pirlo...
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:56 am
My children came up nervously to me and asked the awkward question about adoption. I looked at them and said with a smile, "Don't worry, there's no chance whatsoever of any of you being adopted."
My job at the orphanage is now under question.
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:57 am
Recently leaked documents from the Vatican have shown why the Catholic Church is protecting paedophiles.
Apparently, the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam.
Apparently, the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam.
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BigREDbird Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:57 am
So Jordan claims that she performed a sex act on Alex Reid with a vodka bottle..
She probably sellotaped it to his cock...So that he could touch the sides.
She probably sellotaped it to his cock...So that he could touch the sides.
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BigREDbird Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:28 am
12 billion quid to find out what gives us mass and I could have told them its Father O'Malley on a sunday.
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BigREDbird Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:29 am
So the Large Hadron Collider may have found the elusive Higgs Boson particle that explains how matter attains its mass....
Surprising really I thought they would have found it in cake or even Kebabs, that's what gives my wife most of hers.
Surprising really I thought they would have found it in cake or even Kebabs, that's what gives my wife most of hers.
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BigREDbird Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:30 am
Now Cern scientists have found the Higgs boson they are turning there attentions on a new even rarer particle.
"Non inbreeding in Swansea"
"Non inbreeding in Swansea"
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