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Happy Days Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:37 am
can you overdose on Houmous? I've just eaten four pots of it and things are starting to go a bit weird.
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Arkay Dubya Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:42 am
Yes. Go immediately to the nearest hospital and explain yourself. They will put you in one of their special white "detox" jackets.
Alternatively, eat a load of breadsticks to balance out your stomach a bit.
Alternatively, eat a load of breadsticks to balance out your stomach a bit.
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Happy Days Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:53 am
No way I'm going to hospital, that would be the most middle class injury ever seen at A&E. And there are no breadsticks. It's going to have to be the family size bag of pork scratchings.
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Arkay Dubya Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:00 am
You might go the way of Mr Creosote if you try that...
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thewelshfella Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:06 am
Pork scratchings are fine but you might need to even that out with some monkey nuts 
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Happy Days Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:19 am
thewelshfella wrote:Pork scratchings are fine but you might need to even that out with some monkey nuts
I've got no monkey nuts, will Ritz crackers do? I'm already half way through a carafe of Paul Masson rose, I assume this is the best course of action.
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Arkay Dubya Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:31 am
If you have no monkey nuts, you could always go 'monkey-nuts' - see if that works the same?
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