Serious question..

If you could ask Malky a question, that's not a typical journo question, what would it be?

Likewise, what would you ask Tan?

Why treat velcro like s**t?

& tan, Why do.uwear trousers up to ya nipples

To Tan - why the disrespect? I kind of understand how in business you have to be ruthless, and doing exactly what he wants to do it admirable. But why do you make often petty changes that will do nothing but insult the fans further? The kits for example, we have been promised a blue away kit the last two seasons. Yet we wore black through the last half of the winning season, and this season we're yet to aware it despite ample opportunities. I doubt very many would mind if blue was scrapped altogether - many of us expected it anyway - but why dangle it in front of us like a bulky would hold a sweet above a child?

To Malky - "Have you ever blanked TDA when he asked for your autograph?"

To Tan - "Do you own and stroke a furry white cat?"

Malky: Why were you prepared to pay £8.5m for Cornelius but not shell out that bit extra for Montero?

Tan: Why didn't you just buy a club that played in red already? Surely you had advisors who mentioned that changing a clubs colours would cause a certain uproar.

Malky: Can I please fill the No.11 shirt? It's my lucky number and my stats are awesome on FIFA

Tan: Is your Nan still alive and what's her pole-dancing ability like?

Lenwicks Welsh Grans Tan

Apologies Rhys, you've tried to do a serious thread here and I've blatantly not helped


 

Arkay Dubya wrote:Apologies Rhys, you've tried to do a serious thread here and I've blatantly not helped


 

Don't worry Arkay. Rhys posted some hypothetical questions which inevitably prompted the type of pointless and unhelpful replies which you invariably provide.
We're all tolerant people on here and we accept that not everybody can come up with the type of perceptive and insightful comments that I provide. That's the beauty of this board.  

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:

Arkay Dubya wrote:Apologies Rhys, you've tried to do a serious thread here and I've blatantly not helped


 

Don't worry Arkay. Rhys posted some hypothetical questions which inevitably prompted the type of pointless and unhelpful replies which you invariably provide.
We're all tolerant people on here and we accept that not everybody can come up with the type of perceptive and insightful comments that I provide. That's the beauty of this board.  

I don't like to disappoint or fly in the face of expectation  

Malky.......after seeing first hand the gulf that exists between Everton and City, how do you now feel about not being offered the Goodison job?

Tan.......Is there any truth in the rumour that Gus Poyet has been lined up as the next City manager?

TDA...How did you let Crouchie AND Poyet escape your car?  

Arkay Dubya wrote:TDA...How did you let Crouchie AND Poyet escape your car?  

Well, it appeared that Crouchie was more interested in the TV ad job with Virgin Media and Poyet disappeared after claiming that he needed a "pony and trap" and I really didn't fancy the rear bench seat of the 2CV ending up like the Crystal Palace dressing room.........

That might explain why Adrian Chiles was screwing his face up when Poyet sat next to him in the ITV studio the other night. Although, actually, I think he probably always looks like that.