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But who amongst us hasn't faked our own kidnapping instead of facing up to an angry girlfriend?
#44373- Rhys
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Rhys Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:53 pm
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#44386- Slimfrog's Son™
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Slimfrog's Son™ Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:24 am
I've done it many times
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#44389- Colin's Reversible Hat
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Colin's Reversible Hat Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:27 am
This messageboard's full of barmy news today, fair play!
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#44395- Valley Trash
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Valley Trash Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:43 am
Last time I tried that I woke up in a packing case in Nigeria... let me tell you the white sex trade is not as bad as some say... when I finally broke free I had saved enough to put a small deposit on a Focus (insert gag here) and had a really healthy tan
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#44399- Kamuza
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Kamuza Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:31 am
I know someone who sent his mother's pension down the pub and pretended he'd fallen asleep on the train and woken up in Aberdare where he was mugged but the muggers took pity on him and bought him a ticket home and some cigarettes.
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Slimfrog's Son™ Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:41 am
Valley Trash wrote:Last time I tried that I woke up in a packing case in Nigeria... let me tell you the white sex trade is not as bad as some say... when I finally broke free I had saved enough to put a small deposit on a Focus (insert gag here) and had a really healthy tan
Most of your business came from me
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#44405- G-ster
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G-ster Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:51 am
A faked suicide is a better option.
If she cries, you’ve won.
If not, she can f*ckoff.
If she cries, you’ve won.
If not, she can f*ckoff.
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