Spotted

To the bloke that agrees with Bobby and thinks that Britain is a Nanny state, I think I love you.

To the cat that took a shit in my bath this morning. THAT'S why I kicked you.

To the twat dealing drugs in the lane outside my back gate, I hate you.

Next time, text me your number when you're in the locality.

Cheers.

Steve R wrote:To the twat dealing drugs in the lane outside my back gate, I hate you.

Next time, text me your number when you're in the locality.

Cheers.

Fair play. You get home delivery as well in Barry?

Misty Blue wrote:

Steve R wrote:To the twat dealing drugs in the lane outside my back gate, I hate you.

Next time, text me your number when you're in the locality.

Cheers.

Fair play. You get home delivery as well in Barry?

Wouldn't surprise me if they started up a Just-Drugs website, much like those Just-Eat ones.

To the woman who claims to have delivered a Kleeneze catalogue to my house at some point in the last 3 years: Don't turn up at my door, demanding that i give it back to you. Especially when i had no idea that you'd posted it in the first place! I'm sure that some people you deliver to do actually need a combined sanitary pad and toaster, or an artificial hip that you can also dry clothes on, but i'm not one of them! Also, i'm fucked if i'm gonna tear my house apart in order to find something that you've obviously hidden. By the way, it also didn't help your cause that you had so many missing teeth that it looked like you were carrying a Casio keyboard around in your mouth.