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- Valley Trash
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Valley Trash Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:14 am
New Stella last night, Dr Who and The Daleks on Channel 5 now... Sipping Crystal and chewing a toe nail... Hog heaven
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Valley Trash Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:23 am
There's a geezer on Dr Who called Alydon the Thal
Not only does he look like he works on the Lancôme counter in Howells but he is the most well spoken alien lifeform being I've ever heard... Makes ET sound like a right fecking chump
Not only does he look like he works on the Lancôme counter in Howells but he is the most well spoken alien lifeform being I've ever heard... Makes ET sound like a right fecking chump
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G-ster Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:24 am
Looks a bit like Julian Clary
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Valley Trash Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:33 am
Directors cut of Close Encounters on now... Saw it first in a cinema in Cardiff as a kid and it blew my tiny mind... Watching it again and my awe is reinspired.. Great story, dialogue and acting as well as big feck off spaceships... Now pass me another toenail, preferably pube free
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G-ster Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:27 am
Isn't it 'Cristal'?
I think you've been quaffing anti-freeze with the bubbles provided by Soda Stream.
It's the kind of stunt my Missus tries during the post-Xmas economy drive.
I think you've been quaffing anti-freeze with the bubbles provided by Soda Stream.
It's the kind of stunt my Missus tries during the post-Xmas economy drive.
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Valley Trash Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:31 am
Correct I'll send you my remaining case of lens cleaning fluid... It's alcohol based and I sincerely hope you enjoy drinking it as much as I do 
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G-ster Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:35 am
Valley Trash wrote:Correct I'll send you my remaining case of lens cleaning fluid... It's alcohol based and I sincerely hope you enjoy drinking it as much as I do
It will complement the cheesy undertones of a fungally-infected toenail clipping very nicely.
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