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Happy Days Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:58 am
How to sort it out.
Last night for the first time in my life I had little choice but to sit through about 15 minutes of a programme called "Take Me Out". I had been told that it was a terrible programme but until last night I never realised just what a great big massive pile of steaming pig s**t it actually is.
My solution is that anyone involved in the production and broadcast of this sorry excuse of a TV show, including the contestants, should be made to take part in my new Saturday night prime time smash hit called "Exploding C*nts".
It's a very simple game, all the people involved in "TMO" would be blindfolded and made to walk naked across a minefield one step at a time, the viewers would phone or text which way they should go, left, right or straight on while the contestants are made to explain why they came to be involved in the abortion of a show that "TMO" is and beg for mercy.
First up of course would be the worlds least funny man - Paddy McGuinnes. BOOOOOM!!!
Last night for the first time in my life I had little choice but to sit through about 15 minutes of a programme called "Take Me Out". I had been told that it was a terrible programme but until last night I never realised just what a great big massive pile of steaming pig s**t it actually is.
My solution is that anyone involved in the production and broadcast of this sorry excuse of a TV show, including the contestants, should be made to take part in my new Saturday night prime time smash hit called "Exploding C*nts".
It's a very simple game, all the people involved in "TMO" would be blindfolded and made to walk naked across a minefield one step at a time, the viewers would phone or text which way they should go, left, right or straight on while the contestants are made to explain why they came to be involved in the abortion of a show that "TMO" is and beg for mercy.
First up of course would be the worlds least funny man - Paddy McGuinnes. BOOOOOM!!!
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Tans Tache Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:01 am
saturday night telly is shite, Bring bk the days of Baywatch, Gladiators & Blind date on a sat at least it was entertaining, Although i dont mind Sat night take away with dant and dec- Valley Trash
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Valley Trash Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:03 am
Let the 'Happy Days' see the percussive high explosives...- R-DONO
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R-DONO Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:41 am
Anybody remember what that programme was called that was like Gladiators but on ice? It was on a Saturday night on ITV in the late 90s. Cracking programme that.
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The Tonker Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:53 am
This one, by any chance?R-DONO wrote:Anybody remember what that programme was called that was like Gladiators but on ice? It was on a Saturday night on ITV in the late 90s. Cracking programme that.
http://www.ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Ice_Warriors
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R-DONO Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:59 am
The Tonker wrote:This one, by any chance?R-DONO wrote:Anybody remember what that programme was called that was like Gladiators but on ice? It was on a Saturday night on ITV in the late 90s. Cracking programme that.
http://www.ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Ice_Warriors
That's the one. I loved that as a kid. What the bloody hell is that Schnapps character?!
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Valley Trash Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:24 am
The Gnomes of Dulwich is my dirty little nobody knows WTF secret... Tonks, TDA, Dave you help me out here?
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The Tonker Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:32 am
Valley Trash wrote:The Gnomes of Dulwich is my dirty little nobody knows WTF secret... Tonks, TDA, Dave you help me out here?
Terry Scott and Hugh Lloyd, written by Jimmy Perry. I have very vague recollections of it. Wiki says 6 episodes were made in 1969, everything has been wiped.
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veg Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:37 am
By the look of that I'd say wiping it was a very good idea!
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Valley Trash Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:58 am
Thanks Tonks 
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