Christmas cheer

I don't know where to start with today... So I won't... Here's a video of a smashed Kim Wilde on a tube train.... Brilliant.., and amidst the gloom makes me feel slightly happy...

I'd smash my train up Kim Wilde's tube

Kamuza wrote:I'd smash my train up Kim Wilde's tube

That's the festive spirit

She could tickle my baubles

My god there are some miserable sods on that train.

That's that London for you. MILF former pop stars, with their impromptu, drunken reviews of thier back catalogues, litter the public transport system. It's all old hat up there.

London is a strange place. It's like entering a different country.

I saw Stan Stennet mumbling the theme from the 'Go Compare' advert whilst smelling simultaneously of turps and urine in Cardiff Bus Station*

*for legal reasons I must clarify it may not have been Stan of of Crossroads and there was certainly no sign of Bonzo

I waited at Cardiff Central for 'TV slut Tina' to come and perform fellatio on me as advertised on the toilet cubicle walls. When Tina finally showed up she wasn't off the telly at all. Tina was in fact a bloke in a dress and neither bloke nor dress had been near a television studio. What a swizz!

Rhys wrote:London is a strange place. It's like entering a different country.

Cardiff is a dark and eldritch place according to Dad from Satellite City


Dad: You can't go to Cardiff mun
Randy: Why not Idris?
Dad: Why not?
Randy: Well yeah, why not?
Dad: Well they eat people's heads in Cardiff
Randy: I don't think that's true.
Dad: Well you'll have your head eaten then
Randy: I'm not saying I want to go to Cardiff
Dad: It's the capital of head eaters mun!

Kamuza wrote:I waited at Cardiff Central for 'TV slut Tina' to come and perform fellatio on me as advertised on the toilet cubicle walls. When Tina finally showed up she wasn't off the telly at all. Tina was in fact a bloke in a dress and neither bloke nor dress had been near a television studio. What a swizz!

Was the fat bloke a 'looker'?

I hope that this Christmas will be very blissful for all of you...Happy Festival guys. Enjoy.

tiara