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- Arfur Europe
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Arfur Europe Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:15 am
1. If you opened all the windows on a car on the motorway it would take off
2. Another car related one - if you drove to close to a lorry when it was raining, your car could get sucked underneath
3. Face would stay in the same configuration if the wind changed
Any more beauties abound?
- Colonel Cardiffi
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Colonel Cardiffi Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:23 am
I got told #1 as well by my sister!
- steve davies
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steve davies Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:38 am
my father used to say to me anymore of your antics and i will show you the 4 corners of the room.
what a lying git he was as soon as i played up he would put me over his knee and batter me with his slipper. not once did he show me those corners.
what a lying git he was as soon as i played up he would put me over his knee and batter me with his slipper. not once did he show me those corners.
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steve davies Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:41 am
my mother always used to say to me if you dont finish your tea il make you eat it for breakfast.
i never finished my tea on lots of occasions mainly because my mothers cooking was s**t but i never once had it for breakfast
i never finished my tea on lots of occasions mainly because my mothers cooking was s**t but i never once had it for breakfast
- Judge dRed
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Judge dRed Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:55 am
Every cat's eye module on the roads had a cat buried beneath it with the eyes at the top.
- G-ster
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G-ster Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:21 am
"This won't hurt a bit....."
- Valley Trash
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Valley Trash Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:27 am
I have hairy palms and poor eyesight so most things I was told were true...
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JB Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:45 am
If you eat your carrots you'll be able to see in the dark
Santa will only visit you if you are good
If you tell the truth you wont get in trouble
If you keep pulling faces it'll stay that way
Sitting in front of the tv too long will make your eyes go square
If you swear the police will come and arrest you
Pressing alt-f4 makes your penis grow
Santa will only visit you if you are good
If you tell the truth you wont get in trouble
If you keep pulling faces it'll stay that way
Sitting in front of the tv too long will make your eyes go square
If you swear the police will come and arrest you
Pressing alt-f4 makes your penis grow
- Albany Blue
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Albany Blue Tue Jul 10, 2012 7:55 am
RedIsTheWay wrote:If you eat your carrots you'll be able to see in the dark
Santa will only visit you if you are good
If you tell the truth you wont get in trouble
If you keep pulling faces it'll stay that way
Sitting in front of the tv too long will make your eyes go square
If you swear the police will come and arrest you
Pressing alt-f4 makes your penis grow
- The Tonker
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The Tonker Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:03 am
Cardiff City will soon get back into the First Division.
- Caldi Blue
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Caldi Blue Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:21 am
Eyes will go square if you watch too much tele.
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Caldi Blue Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:23 am
The Tonker wrote:Cardiff City will soon get back into the First Division.
I was never told this, my parents always told me things that were slightly believable.
- Valley TrashGlobal Superstar
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Valley Trash Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:24 am
If you don't do you flies up 'the ducks will have him'... If it wasn't for an unfortunate flies / duck incident in my early teens my eyesight would be much worse, probably to the point of blindness
- kairdiff
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kairdiff Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:13 pm
how about if you put copper coins in your mouth !
they would make your bottom lip go purple.
their used to be a load of old men in the seventys who had this problem.
dont see any now.
used to scare me to death.
they would make your bottom lip go purple.
their used to be a load of old men in the seventys who had this problem.
dont see any now.
used to scare me to death.
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