*** The OFFICIAL 'morning after the night before' thread ***

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

Wow.

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

I particularly enjoyed your discotheque last night, but I did warn you about inviting Bianca Jagger. When I asked her to sort out the 'horse' for the evening she insisted on bringing that old nag she used to ride around naked on in Studio 54. Ive got horse s**t all in my Axminster this morning and I think that fecking cart horse ate all my Demerara. I was just sayings its ruined my weekend as I now have to pop to Asdas for my big shop today. Also when we ring out for more 'Charlie' I don't expect to see that that useless Church girl knocking on the door to borrow Mr Dots 45s, worst still when Charlie Sheen turned up only we all to hide behind the sofa, that wonkerbar was looking through the letterbox for a good 7-8 minutes

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

Why do I have four missed calls from "Petey Whittz" and "Paul Quinny" on my phone?

[jaffa1First Team Regular]

U woz wild last nite Gloves. Singing Frank Sinatra songs with the piano player, telling jokes, buying drinks for everyone. What a guy.....

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

U woz wild last nite Gloves. Singing Frank Sinatra songs with the piano player, telling jokes, buying drinks for everyone. What a guy.....

Wow.

I don't think I'm ready to apologise to the Colonel yet for what happened. I've said sorry so many times, but he just won't have it.

[Caldi BlueCaptain of Country]

Last night what we talked about made so much sense, but now the haze is descending is don't make no sense any more.

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

Last night what we talked about made so much sense, but now the haze is descending is don't make no sense any more.

There there Caldi this will help take the edge off the Demerara come down

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