Anyone in need of a laugh this morning...

Coventry City supporters have been banned from using the new train station that was built specifically for them. It's mere yards from the entrance and the early advertising released by the club pitched it s an easier way for fans to access games. The problem? The only trains it can accommodate are practically prehistoric diesel 75 capacities. The trains only run once an hour at peak, but the stadium will now be closed an hour and a half before the match and for an hour afterwards to prevent fans using it and posing a safety risk.

Not that you'd want to use it anyway - someone worked out that if the entirety of the 32,000 seater stadium tried to use the train to get home, it would take 18 days before the last supporter left the ground.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/football-fans-banned-using-brand-6317591

In other news, anyone looking for a job? 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/24/jermain-defoe-personal-assistant-sunderland-stocking-fridge