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- Rhys
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Rhys Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:50 pm
I'm about to go for run for the first time in a long time. God help us all.
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:54 pm
In a similar theme, I've just come back from a 7 mile walk?
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:57 pm
Adult cats meow in order to communicate with people, not each other
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Valley Trash Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:04 pm
The first female cosmonaut ate nothing but wild otter for 2 years prior to her space flight
On Christmas Eve in Belgium, it is legal for children to throw bananas at police cars
There are over 3 trillion cabbage plants in Albania the same number of hairs on a pubescent orangutan
On Christmas Eve in Belgium, it is legal for children to throw bananas at police cars
There are over 3 trillion cabbage plants in Albania the same number of hairs on a pubescent orangutan
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Tans Tache Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:17 pm
I just drank 3 cans of redbull, usually have 6 cans a day
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:19 pm
In order to maintain their dominance over the group, male dolphins will sometimes rape the weaker males
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:20 pm
Intercourse between rattlesnakes can sometimes last 20 hours
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:22 pm
Trash once gave a reach-around to an orangutan whilst smoking a crack pipe and singing verses from the sound of music
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Valley Trash Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:24 pm
Although bees are not technically aerodynamic enough for flight they have been photographed by high altitude weather balloons in swarms at a hight of 37 km above sea level
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Valley Trash Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:24 pm
Slumdog's Sonwrote:Trash once gave a reach-around to an orangutan whilst smoking a crack pipe and singing verses from the sound of music
Only once
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:26 pm
Kim Jong-Un is actually a sex doll with a tape recorder installed in his back
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:27 pm
Alan Tate indulges in necrophilia with roadkill when not filling every orifice with as many kumquats as he can (his record is 46)
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Valley Trash Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:28 pm
The pope's ceremonial inauguration mass attire is woven from the optic nerves of silk worm larvae... The gems are in fact frozen chorister tears and crystallised jellyfish pituitary glands...
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:29 pm
Valley Trash wrote:The pope's ceremonial inauguration mass attire is woven from the optic nerves of silk worm larvae... The gems are in fact frozen chorister tears and crystallised jellyfish pituitary glands...
I'm staggered it's only the choirister's tears that are used
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