promotion has ruined my life

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All those news stories and blogs to read. Our media exposure has grown tenfold I don't have enough hours in a day to read them all. Should I ignore the WUMs? but there might be a witty reply I might miss.
God forbid the start of the new season and the opinions of so many blinding me from more useful activities. I never knew Premier League football was that big
We've become a plaything of something far bigger than the clubs it's made up of. I think I need some acclimatisation to the media circus associated with the Premiership

Slumdog's Son wrote:

The Tonker wrote:

Caldi Blue wrote:Ah one of my favourites Ark. There's a drinking game you can play watching this film I'm sure you're aware of. Not sure if it's actually possible for anyone to survive it accept Trash and Oliver Reed in his pomp!

If Oliver Reed has been in Trash's pomp, this could explain everything.....

I often wondered what had been in my pomp... That drunken fecker Reed has sullied my otherwise pristine pomp