Footballers that should be in the dictionary

Alternative title - somewhat pointless game to help us defeat the hangover of a boring transfer deadline day

Thanks to FourFourTom, deadline day has given us another footballer who should now appear as a verb in the dictionary!

Odemwingie - To show up uninvited and assume you can just walk in - 'are you invites to the party?' 'No but I'm just going to Odemwingie instead'

This can be added to some other popular ones -

Torres - to make a spectacular mess of something that should of been quite simple - 'Dude where did that hot girl go? She was all over you' 'Ah I Torres'd it'

Shawcross - to flatten an individual with excessive, unnessecary force- 'did you see that lorry nearly Shawcross me!?'


Those are the obvious ones, any others?

I dread to think what the definition would be for Leo Fortune-West

I think managers are fair game in this one too

Wenger - to fail to see something right in front of you, as in

"Oh my God! Did you see that? That was terrible!"
"See what? I saw nothing"
"Oh you totally Wengered that"

Giggs - to present a public face of perfection while being a total cad behind the scenes, as in

"How on earth did you get that promotion?"
"Oh, I totally giggled it with the board of directors...and their wives"

Earnshaw - to fail to understand that your not wanted anymore...

"Hi Mum, Hi Dad"

"Son you're 37, you left home 10 years ago. You spunked all your money on the horses and heroin, stole money from us and wrecked our credit rating. Your Mum is an alcoholic with depression because of you. You now want to swan back into our lives, like nothing has happened and sleep in your old room on the bunkbed from your childhood. Feck off you feckin Earnshaw".

Makelele - unit of measurement. Roughly equivalent to 12 inches in imperial units.

"to cantona"... To jump over a 2ft fence and kick someone in the head
To "chopra" ... To bet on a horse not to win

Ba - An expression used when you've been thwarted.

G-ster wrote:Makelele - unit of measurement. Roughly equivalent to 12 inches in imperial units.

Makelele - 4 stringed instrument made from an old hoodless waterproof coat

Archer (noun) - the recipient of an adolescent flying fleeting bumming

To hazard........to kick an annoying prone jb ballboy while purporting to retrieve the ball.

"But ref, I only hazarded him - it's not as if I cantona'd him, is it?"