A Wednesday Joke
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- thewelshfellaClub Legend
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My wife just swallowed after a blow job for the first time in 5 years ,I wonder if it's a sign she's coming out of her coma
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thewelshfella wrote:My wife just swallowed after a blow job for the first time in 5 years ,I wonder if it's a sign she's coming out of her coma
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At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and 18 stone. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay
man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay man finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.
Leaning over towards the Scouser he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"
At this the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer.
"I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure," the big Scouser replies, "something about a job."
man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay man finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.
Leaning over towards the Scouser he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"
At this the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer.
"I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure," the big Scouser replies, "something about a job."
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My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.
My son moaned, "The rain is wet."
My friend laughed and said, "Talk about stating the obvious!"
"He's always doing that," my wife said. "I don't know who he gets it from..." she laughed, pointing in my direction.
After a few seconds, I turned to my friend and said, "He gets it from me."
My son moaned, "The rain is wet."
My friend laughed and said, "Talk about stating the obvious!"
"He's always doing that," my wife said. "I don't know who he gets it from..." she laughed, pointing in my direction.
After a few seconds, I turned to my friend and said, "He gets it from me."
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A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'Sorry about the wait.' I said 'Don't worry fatty. I'm sure you've got a lovely personality.'
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