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Postthewelshfella Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:13 am

My wife just swallowed after a blow job for the first time in 5 years ,I wonder if it's a sign she's coming out of her coma A Wednesday Joke 692773407





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PostValley Trash Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:57 pm

thewelshfella wrote:My wife just swallowed after a blow job for the first time in 5 years ,I wonder if it's a sign she's coming out of her coma A Wednesday Joke 692773407







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PostG-ster Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:01 pm

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PostGoodnight Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:22 pm

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and 18 stone. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay
man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay man finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.

Leaning over towards the Scouser he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"

At this the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer.

"I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure," the big Scouser replies, "something about a job."
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Postnugent Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:45 pm

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Postthewelshfella Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:28 pm

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PostGoodnight Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:40 am

My family and I were at a friend's house for a barbecue when it started to rain.

My son moaned, "The rain is wet."

My friend laughed and said, "Talk about stating the obvious!"

"He's always doing that," my wife said. "I don't know who he gets it from..." she laughed, pointing in my direction.

After a few seconds, I turned to my friend and said, "He gets it from me."
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PostGoodnight Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:59 am

A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'Sorry about the wait.' I said 'Don't worry fatty. I'm sure you've got a lovely personality.'
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