The Mutch Mystery

In life my glass is always half full except for all issues City when it is half full of otter piss and I just can't help but think there is something as fishy as my half glass of otter's piss about Mutch's injury. I think, with absolutely no justification, that there is something off the field keeping him out of the side.

Hmmm, you might be onto something Miss Marbles.

What's the club's official line on it? Also, where the hell has Bellamy gone? He could of really made a difference today.

It's easy to forget that with Mutch, Bellers, Smith and Maynard we are missing four first team players and yet are still getting decent results.

I think two of those waltz into every other side in the Championship and all four would play for most. That's why the Mutch thing is so frustrating. We all saw Maynard, Bellamy and Smith go down and we know they are all out for a while but wtf happened to Mutch?

Ankle-tapped by Kiss during training? That would probably take anybody a lifetime to recover from.

It is strange, he's been a 'slight doubt' for two months now!

Malky said something about the pain keeps coming and going....should be something that the medical team should be able to sort out surely?

One of Robin Hood's merry men was Much the Miller's Son....I suspect our missing midfielder may be a descendant, going by the name of Mutch the Messageboard Moderator, which could explain his disappearance...

or mutch has failed drugs test, its being dealt with internally and we r being told "slight doubt" and reoccuring injury hmmm

Vinnie Tans Tache wrote:or mutch has failed drugs test, its being dealt with internally and we r being told "slight doubt" and reoccuring injury hmmm

You're suggesting that "A bit of a Wilshire" is going on?

Arkay v2.0 wrote:Ankle-tapped by Kiss during training? That would probably take anybody a lifetime to recover from.

That would make my year

Tonight, I can sensationally reveal that Jordan Mutch has been kidnapped - by Don Cowie. I caught up with him outside his luxury apartment for this exclusive interview -

'I can't go on any longer, I'm living a lie' he announced, looking distraught. 'I got up one morning and as usual my legs were as stiff as boards. I looked at myself in the mirror and I said 'Don, what the hell are you doing? You know you can't go on pretending to be a winger anymore. You're Scottish for god sake, a high energy role is no place for you'. It was then I decided I had to do something. I may be Malky's secret lover, but there was no way I could talk him into willingly giving me a central midfield role, the spot was too important. My only way was to take decisive action and take out one of the regulars. Whittingham was a no go, people would surely notice, but I thought maybe Mutch being new everyone would forget about him. With that thought I hatched a plan, and with the promise of some shiny trinkets I convinced Kiss to take Mutch out and drag his cold, lifeless rugby tackled body down into my basement. He's been there ever since. I would of gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling Redbluebirds forum members!'

Despite these disturbing new revelations, Malky is still unlikely to drop Cowie.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20208557

They're trying to get to the bottom of his feet? I know the feeling, I've never been able to touch my toes, and these days I have trouble even seeing them.....

Arkay v2.0 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20208557

"Craig Bellamy and Tommy Smith [are] two top, top players. Nicky Maynard [is] a top player in our division and young Jordon who is a potential top talent."

Building up real quality in the treatment room then?!