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PostRhys Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:18 am


This man works and strange hours, it's an office job, and appears to be quiet boring for him.

Any guesses? No telling Arkay!

My guesses are:

postal room sorter

hotel concierge/reception/night porter

security/watchman

mcdonalds

(courtesy of yahoo questions)

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PostValley Trash Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:21 am

Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point

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PostArkay Dubya Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:24 am

Valley Trash wrote:Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point

Yes, with my tongue.

Keep going fellas. There's a clue in the other thread...

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PostTans Tache Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:25 am

trainspotter?
grave robber?
corner shop worker?

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PostValley Trash Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:26 am

You're Chris Morris

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PostArkay Dubya Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:47 am

Valley Trash wrote:You're Chris Morris

Nope, but I am friends with his brother.

**CLANG**

That was the sound of me dropping a name. Sorry about that.

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PostValley Trash Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:53 am

You're some sort of financier.... Perhaps a bird financier

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PostValley Trash Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:40 am

Arkay v2.0 wrote:
Valley Trash wrote:Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point

Yes, with my tongue.

Keep going fellas. There's a clue in the other thread...

Cleaning strippers with tongue = Good thing
Cleaning strip joints with tongue = Very, very, VERY bad thing... the floor is a patchwork quilt of misery (blood, sweat and baby gravy)

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PostArkay Dubya Sat Oct 13, 2012 6:44 am

Valley Trash wrote:
Arkay v2.0 wrote:
Valley Trash wrote:Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point

Yes, with my tongue.

Keep going fellas. There's a clue in the other thread...

Cleaning strippers with tongue = Good thing
Cleaning strip joints with tongue = Very, very, VERY bad thing... the floor is a patchwork quilt of misery (blood, sweat and baby gravy)

Nothing a swig of bleach and a pack of polo mints can't fix. The 'What does Arkay do for a job?' Thread 1525230823

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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:21 am

Is he a henchman for a super villain? In bond films they quite often sit in giant underground bases looking at screens waiting for MI6/CIA personnel to arrive?

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PostArkay Dubya Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:51 am

Yes, I'm a Temp in an Evil Villain's lair. There's not much career progression as most staff aren't expected to live very long but the pay is good, I get to carry a gun and ride an underwater submarine to work. So, it evens itself out.

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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:30 am

Do you have to wear a boiler suit? And do you often tell captives what your organisation is doing on the basis that they will die soon anyway?

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PostArkay Dubya Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:34 am

Of course! Also, during the job induction we were told to always leave the cell door keys within easy reach of the prisoners and that when firing a gun, taking cover is not necessary.

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PostValley Trash Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:40 am

Arkay v2.0 wrote:
Valley Trash wrote:
Arkay v2.0 wrote:
Valley Trash wrote:Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point

Yes, with my tongue.

Keep going fellas. There's a clue in the other thread...

Cleaning strippers with tongue = Good thing
Cleaning strip joints with tongue = Very, very, VERY bad thing... the floor is a patchwork quilt of misery (blood, sweat and baby gravy)

Nothing a swig of bleach and a pack of polo mints can't fix. The 'What does Arkay do for a job?' Thread 1525230823

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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:45 am

You didn't work for Drax Industries did you? On a moonraker shuttle? I think I might have worked with you! I was in the 'Expendable' section. You may not remember me because I was called 'Burly Guard 3'.

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