Probably the worst song/video you will ever see...

I'm not even joking. Some bird I know has been plugging it on twitter. See how far in you can get.

I lasted to the fifth 'hello', then said goodbye. You're right, that is just utter crap - and my taste in music is highly questionable!

The Tonker wrote:I lasted to the fifth 'hello', then said goodbye. You're right, that is just utter crap - and my taste in music is highly questionable!

I'm intrigued Mr Tonker... Can you provide your 'highly questionable' top 5

Not sure about a top (or bottom) 5, but probably my most embarrassing purchase was Terry Jacks, Seasons in the Sun.

I also have a copy of Acker Bilk's 'Aria', which still gets occasional plays.

Having revealed this highly sensitive information, I fear I will now have to kill you!

You may as well kill him, you're going to hell as it is for that first selection. I've not heard of Acker Bilks Aria, at least not knowingly.

The Tonker wrote:Not sure about a top (or bottom) 5, but probably my most embarrassing purchase was Terry Jacks, Seasons in the Sun.

I also have a copy of Acker Bilk's 'Aria', which still gets occasional plays.

Having revealed this highly sensitive information, I fear I will now have to kill you!

What a boss selection we all have our guilty pleasures I've not heard Aker Bilk's Aria but I guess it must be extraordinary in every sense of the word... Terry Jack's however is up there with Grocer Jack as a song that could depress Ainsley Harriot

Caldi Blue wrote:You may as well kill him, you're going to hell as it is for that first selection. I've not heard of Acker Bilks Aria, at least not knowingly.

The Tonker wrote:Not sure about a top (or bottom) 5, but probably my most embarrassing purchase was Terry Jacks, Seasons in the Sun.

I also have a copy of Acker Bilk's 'Aria', which still gets occasional plays.

Having revealed this highly sensitive information, I fear I will now have to kill you!

Superlatives fail me... Gentlemen for your aural delectation I give you Tonker's Top Pop Picker's Top Ten Tip...

Let your ear's drink in the clarinetastic majesty that is Aria

Let the good times roll...

Mr Tonker, I heard you are a Billy Ocean fan?

Rhys wrote:Mr Tonker, I heard you are a Billy Ocean fan?

Sorry, no, can't stand him!

The Tonker wrote:

Rhys wrote:Mr Tonker, I heard you are a Billy Ocean fan?

Sorry, no, can't stand him!

Since you are such a big fan, you may enjoy this thread...

http://www.redbluebirds.com/t2191-billy-ocean?highlight=billy+ocean

That's the most heinous crime committed on the Tube since 7/7

These are 100 times better and they're from the Valleys. Spread the word.