the new clock

Why get rid of the ones from last season then turn the screen into an overesized alarm clock?

haha, yeah it did make me laugh

Good thing is it comes in handy for timing how long the GK has the ball in his hands for

It's big. And we've got nice new low advertising hoardings in front of the Ninian so nobody hurts themselves during the next pitch invasion. What else? New red corner flags. No drumming. And the elephant in the room - Ali didn't say Bluebirds

I thought the clock removal was part of the conspiracy to prevent the KCB 8th minute protest

The clocks were nicked by the Blues after last season. The screened clock we saw was beamed live from the Arms Park.

I've heard that the Colonel has been approached to stand in the opposite corner of the Canton stand with his arm in the air Black Power salute stylee with his sleeve rolled down andfor an hour and a half during the game so everyone in the family stand can see the time as well

It's pointless having the match on the screen when the match is going on in front of you, so a clock is a slightly better idea, but not great as I own a watch. But what would you have on the screen while the game is going on?

In an ideal world I'm sure we all agree that hardcore Dutch pornography would be marvellous, but realistically it's probably going to another 5-10 years before that come in.

So for the time being I would like to see an extra cameraman in the gantry, whose job it is to find the ugliest, stupidest looking City fans, focus on them for 10 minutes each and when there is a lull in play we can all point at the screen and laugh hysterically.

This will have the advantage of making the very stupidest and ugliest stay away and would make the rest up their game so eventually we will have a far better looking and intelligent fan base. It's a bit like ethnic cleansing I suppose, just for stupid, ugly people.

I think I need to go to Specsavers, I thought this thread was about a penis transplant.

The big screen is good for replays by the way.