50 shades of....

50 shades of Merthyr ..

"Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women". "As he approached, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my Lonsdale top would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight.""As I stood in line at the Job Centre a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dai. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind Lidls. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love when i could feel the edges of his sovereign ring rub the rim of my arsehole and my life would never be the same!"

I gently ran my hands down her body until I found the smoothness of her pussy, she was wetter than a spastics chin.

This is quite disturbing....






Please continue.

RAF_bluebird wrote:I gently ran my hands down her body until I found the smoothness of her pussy, she was wetter than a spastics chin.

Terribly, terribly poor taste... I'm with Rhys please rattle on

After what seemed around 10 minutes of humping the arse off her and riding her like a blackpool donkey, i pulled out, pumped the vast contents of my overflowing nutsack and left her with a face looking like a plasterer's radio

How did she take that?

Plasterers radio

RAF_bluebird wrote:I gently ran my hands down her body until I found the smoothness of her pussy, she was wetter than a spastics chin.

I find it disturbing in that you now have a very classy avatar, one chosen only by the most discerning, but the trauma of your previous avatar is making me distrustful. I'm half expecting the old one to flash up again like those videos where you're asked to focus closely on something only for some object of terror to suddenly appear when you least expect it.