What on Earth?

Excruiating bollocks - oh no Danny!!! What the f**k have you done. We 're not hobbits

I am.

I'd see a doctor if I were you. Both of you.

This is excruciating... 'the workshop of the world'

Just sitting in front of he telly.... Is this live... There's a lady singing 'Abide with Me' a popular funeral song ( sang at my Nan's funeral) to a heartbeat with a dance troop doing something that looks like a cross between the Lion King and 'Scum' the movie with Ray Winstone... I have had some very strong fortified wine and just a cheeky cane toad or two but WTF

I'm enjoying it! Cracking - what a show

I'm enjoying it for what they're not showing, slavery, poor houses, workhouses, child labour, slaughter of the indigenous populations around the world, the penal colonies, the South Seas Bubble, The Irish famine etc