Men and Womens Biggest Turn Offs

According to Daily Fail

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2173101/Tattoos-bad-breath-beards-bitten-nails-What-men-women-biggest-turn-offs-opposite-sex.html

WOMEN'S TURN-OFFS

1. Beards
2. Bad breath
3. Excessive piercings
4. Tattoos
5. Smoking

MEN'S TURN-OFFS

1. Tattoos
2. Bad breath
3. Smoking
4. Excessive piercings
5. Biting fingernails

I'd agree with the tattoos on women, never liked that.

I would argue number one on men's biggest turn offs is also beards, no one wants to date a female Gandalf.

Having two heads is also pretty off putting of I'm honest...

I agree with red614 apart from the head there should no hair ANYWHERE else and that by far would be the biggest off.

Im surprised excessive make up isn't on the list. One thing that really annoys me is a woman plastered in make up when she is beautiful already. It puts me off them completely.

I dont have piercings, dont smoke, no tattoos and brush my teeth twice a day and always have mints on me. I do have a very short beard like stubble. Don't know if that counts. Whats the rules?

Red614 wrote:I would argue number one on men's biggest turn offs is also beards, no one wants to date a female Gandalf.

Having two heads is also pretty off putting of I'm honest...

Can't argue with that, which suggests the lists have been rigged.

Sweary birds would be in my top 5. Can't stand a woman that uses foul language all the time.

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Sweary birds would be in my top 5. Can't stand a woman that uses foul language all the time.

My top 5 would be

1. Women with penises and testicles
2. Women with tattoos
3. Women who swear a lot
4. Women who are hairy
5. Women who wear too much make up

That list is completely wrong.

Ugly birds, fat birds and Katy 'Jordan' Price

RedIsTheWay wrote:

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Sweary birds would be in my top 5. Can't stand a woman that uses foul language all the time.

My top 5 would be

1. Women with penises and testicles
2. Women with tattoos
3. Women who swear a lot
4. Women who are hairy
5. Women who wear too much make up

That list is completely wrong.

It seems that you go to Thailand to meet women. Or The Wyndham.

For me ladies are a turn off if they have hairy nostrils, a large epiglottis or a productive / chesty cough

Kamuza wrote:

RedIsTheWay wrote:

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Sweary birds would be in my top 5. Can't stand a woman that uses foul language all the time.

My top 5 would be

1. Women with penises and testicles
2. Women with tattoos
3. Women who swear a lot
4. Women who are hairy
5. Women who wear too much make up

That list is completely wrong.

It seems that you go to Thailand to meet women. Or The Wyndham.

Never been to Thailand and will never go due to reason 1 and 4.

personally I like my females with their normal genitalia present.

Smoking, over or underweight, ridiculously bright hair colours (Susan Coffey is excluded ), piercings and needy/high maintenance women turn me off.

RedIsTheWay wrote:

Kamuza wrote:

RedIsTheWay wrote:

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Sweary birds would be in my top 5. Can't stand a woman that uses foul language all the time.

My top 5 would be

1. Women with penises and testicles
2. Women with tattoos
3. Women who swear a lot
4. Women who are hairy
5. Women who wear too much make up

That list is completely wrong.

It seems that you go to Thailand to meet women. Or The Wyndham.

Never been to Thailand and will never go due to reason 1 and 4.

Never been to Thailand you say, but you fail to deny The Wyndham.

Don't do it, good man. The Wyndham is not a place for pure hearts or undiseased crotches.