You know its quiet when...

WalesOnline run with a lead story about Cardiff City Ladies. There really is literally (that's for you tonker ) nothing new to talk about city atm - on the surface at least.

It doesn't help our fledgling forum much. Come on Malky, sign a new player today.

Just seen Robin Van Persie on Sloper Road. Don't know what it means but he was grinning widely, holding a glass of champagne, smoking a cigar and had pen ink on his hands as if he was just signing something.

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Just seen Robin Van Persie on Sloper Road. Don't know what it means but he was grinning widely, holding a glass of champagne, smoking a cigar and had pen ink on his hands as if he was just signing something.

He's just signed the contract for a lucrative spot on Sloper road for his new venture of a Saturday afternoon. He's also changed his name by deed pole.

He's now Burger Van Persie.

Officer Crabtree wrote:

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Just seen Robin Van Persie on Sloper Road. Don't know what it means but he was grinning widely, holding a glass of champagne, smoking a cigar and had pen ink on his hands as if he was just signing something.

He's just signed the contract for a lucrative spot on Sloper road for his new venture of a Saturday afternoon. He's also changed his name by deed pole.

He's now Burger Van Persie.

Officer Crabtree wrote:

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Just seen Robin Van Persie on Sloper Road. Don't know what it means but he was grinning widely, holding a glass of champagne, smoking a cigar and had pen ink on his hands as if he was just signing something.

He's just signed the contract for a lucrative spot on Sloper road for his new venture of a Saturday afternoon. He's also changed his name by deed pole.

He's now Burger Van Persie.

and his wife Cara Van Persie.