Malky's Subway Sandwich

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PostR-DONO Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:04 pm

Having read that Subway branches in Munich are introducing the Hot Pep Guardinator to their menu in anticipation of Peps arrival as manager, what would your Malky Subway Sandwich be called? And what would be in it?

Mine would be the Maturing Malky Marinara.

Strips of haggis, lovingly lathered in a 12-year old malt whiskey sauce, all tossed with a bright young talent that never gets given an opportunity salad. Cheese. Toasted. On Honey and Oat.
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Postthewelshfella Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:17 pm

How about the gascoigne pick me up Malky's Subway Sandwich 692773407
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PostValley Trash Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:51 am

The Velcro.... its a small, exciting but very expensive sandwich that you buy... look forward to... but unfortunately leave on a bench somewhere..... and never get to try...
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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:53 am

Valley Trash wrote:The Velcro.... its a small, exciting but very expensive sandwich that you buy... look forward to... but unfortunately leave on a bench somewhere..... and never get to try...

It might not exist as a sandwich but it's still got me hungry and frustrated
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PostValley Trash Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:54 am

The Malky Alky Talcy.... its a bottle of vodka and some white 'baby' powder... in a bap....
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PostValley Trash Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:57 am

The Great Gestede.... a seven foot long useless f*cking baguette
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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:24 am

Trash you seem to be really enjoying this thread! Malky's Subway Sandwich 692773407
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PostR-DONO Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:33 am

The Donald Cowie

You know you shouldn't, but you just keep going back for it.
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PostValley Trash Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:59 am

The White bread Whittingham... Classy sandwich but probably could with a rest before being put back in the box
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PostToast Boy Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:22 am

I hear they've now opened a branch of Frankie and Benny's at the Vatican too.
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PostArkay Dubya Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:02 am

The Mark Hudson...a stick of rock between two white slices. Not to be trifled with...
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PostArkay Dubya Sat Mar 23, 2013 5:04 am

The Marshaller...a full on haggis, some grit and a cup full of spittle between two rock hard bannocks. Just don't raise your arms above shoulder height while eating or you'll spill it.
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