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- Valley Trash
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Valley Trash Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:12 am
Anyone give it a go... Haven't done the 'ride' for a while... My hazy recollections were that it was a cross between the Walking Dead, the opening 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan and Fraggle Rock
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Rhys Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:28 am
Again just a blur of words and im being to thick to read/understand it. Perhaps I should go to bed now.
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Kamuza Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:31 am
I used to work in the licensed trade and I hated Black Friday, except for the takings. I fear another generation of booze addled infants is being spawned up against alleyway walls and over Vauxhall bonnets the length and breadth of the country as I sit and type.
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Valley Trash Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:33 am
No need, it's my late night incoherent cod shite that's twisting your mellons... Time for the wooden hill to beddybyeborfordshire for me 
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Valley Trash Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:34 am
Kamuza wrote:I used to work in the licensed trade and I hated Black Friday, except for the takings. I fear another generation of booze addled infants is being spawned up against alleyway walls and over Vauxhall bonnets the length and breadth of the country as I sit and type.
You old romantic you
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JB Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:36 am
Kamuza wrote:I used to work in the licensed trade and I hated Black Friday, except for the takings. I fear another generation of booze addled infants is being spawned up against alleyway walls and over Vauxhall bonnets the length and breadth of the country as I sit and type.
omg dats so raysist pls delete -_-
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Arkay Dubya Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:37 am
Rhys, my eye-mounted Universal Translator(tm) has indicated that Trash maybe talking about this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Friday_(shopping)
But in the context of Boxing Day.
And no, I won't be sampling the "ride" - I'd rather claw my own eyes out with a rusty spoon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Friday_(shopping)
But in the context of Boxing Day.
And no, I won't be sampling the "ride" - I'd rather claw my own eyes out with a rusty spoon.
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Valley Trash Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:43 am
It's when valley commandos annually migrate on their last day of toil to mass spawn in the fertile dark alleyways as Kamuza suggests... They share budget grade genetic gloop to create creatures that Doctor Moreau could only dream of... And sixteen years the fruit of their loins go into further education to ultimately work the till in Aldis or become travelling hairdressers who call you 'babe'?.. Alles Klar 
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Arkay Dubya Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:47 am
Ahh, well I feel enlightened...and darkened all at the same time now.
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Valley Trash Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:48 am
My work is done
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Kamuza Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:53 am
Trash is right. America's Black Friday is all about shopping for electrical goods our Black Friday is all about getting smashed drunk in the company of people you've spent a whole year secretly loathing or lusting after. You simply MUST try to fight or f**k at least one work colleague and then move onto the work colleagues of strangers. If your birthday falls in early October be thankful your not a Beckham or you'd be called Bogsinsomepubintownthatscloseddownnow Beckham
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Valley Trash Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:55 am
Kamuza wrote:Trash is right. America's Black Friday is all about shopping for electrical goods our Black Friday is all about getting smashed drunk in the company of people you've spent a whole year secretly loathing or lusting after. You simply MUST try to fight or f**k at least one work colleague and then move onto the work colleagues of strangers. If your birthday falls in early October be thankful your not a Beckham or you'd be called Bogsinsomepubintownthatscloseddownnow Beckham
'Spitroast' Beckham
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Arkay Dubya Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:58 am
Valley Trash wrote:My work is done
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