Joke of the day

A Swansea fan a Cardiff fan & a African American were all in the hospital waiting for there girlfriends to give birth.The midwife come out and tells them congratulations, you are all fathers of baby boys, however unfortunately we have run out of name tages,and the babies have been mixed up,so you all have to try and identify your sons.

The Cardiff fan wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby,The African American looks a bit confused,''excuse me'',he said,''but dont you think hes likely to be mine?.

''Probably'',said the Cardiff fan,''but one of them in there is a Jack Bastard, and im taking no chances!!!.