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- Tans Tache
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Tans Tache Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:19 pm
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike
"Did Santa get you that?" "Yep"
Replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year"
He then fined her £5.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said.
"Nice horse you got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies "He sure Did"
"Well" Said the little Girl.
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes under the horse not on top of it"
"Did Santa get you that?" "Yep"
Replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year"
He then fined her £5.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said.
"Nice horse you got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies "He sure Did"
"Well" Said the little Girl.
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes under the horse not on top of it"
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Arkay Dubya Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:36 am
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