What happend last night.
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- thewelshfellaClub Legend
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I woke up for the toilet in the middle of the night & noticed a man sneaking through nexts doors garden.Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.
Astonished I got back into bed & my wife said you're shaking,what is it? So I explained you'll never believe what i've just seen,I said,that twat next door has still got my fcking shovel.
Astonished I got back into bed & my wife said you're shaking,what is it? So I explained you'll never believe what i've just seen,I said,that twat next door has still got my fcking shovel.
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Does it have your fingerprints on it?
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thewelshfella wrote:I woke up for the toilet in the middle of the night & noticed a man sneaking through nexts doors garden.Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.
Astonished I got back into bed & my wife said you're shaking,what is it? So I explained you'll never believe what i've just seen,I said,that twat next door has still got my fcking shovel.
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