I never thought I'd say this Butt

I've found a couple of grey chest hairs... I must now come to terms with my mortality and get my affairs in order...

Over to you Mary

It occurred to me the other day, that people who were the age I am now on the day I was born, lived through the Second World War and are mostly dead. I suddenly felt very small which was good because I am on a diet which up to that point hadn't been going too well. I shall soon be launching my Musing on Mortaility diet. Look out for it in all the shops.

I am now on a diet of fruit and pure spring water, dyeing my chest hair with Grecian 2000 and drinking badger thyroid smoothies... My body was a temple... Now it's a ruin which no longer attracts visitors... Kamuza my friend we all have a one way ticket but I am actively seeking a refund Here's to the next forty years of happy delipidation