Right, I'm off camping...

From tomorrow morning, I'm going away for the week camping with the Mrs - Colonel has the forum keys!

I'll be checking in on my phone every now and then and will be available to approve the expected hundreds of new users sign ups.

Other than that - keep the show on the road!

Where you off to mate?

Ok guys, here's the Colonel's rules for this week:

1. If you have to smoke, do it on the patio
2. Talk of the rebrand is permitted on the main board but only using consonants.
3. Any accusations that Sonny Liston used Monsel's solution on his gloves to blind Cassius Clay in the fourth round will be met with derision unless hard evidence is produced.
4. Don't take the plastic covers off the sofa. They're there for a reason.
5. The use of the term 'mutton-chops' will be met with an instant lifetime ban.
6. No sliding down the bannister, it's bloody dangerous, ok?

Stick to those rules lads and we'll make it through the week unscathed. Try to bend the rules and you could well find yourself on the receiving end of one of these smilies:



Yeah? Y'get me?

Phew! I was just about to open up a thread about my new cleaning company called "Chutton-Mops". Looks like it was a close call.

Rhys wrote:
From tomorrow morning, I'm going away for the week camping with the Mrs - Colonel has the forum keys!

I'll be checking in on my phone every now and then and will be available to approve the expected hundreds of new users sign ups.

Other than that - keep the show on the road!

I'm amazed Mr Colonel is taking it so well

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Ok guys, here's the Colonel's rules for this week:

1. If you have to smoke, do it on the patio
2. Talk of the rebrand is permitted on the main board but only using consonants.
3. Any accusations that Sonny Liston used Monsel's solution on his gloves to blind Cassius Clay in the fourth round will be met with derision unless hard evidence is produced.
4. Don't take the plastic covers off the sofa. They're there for a reason.
5. The use of the term 'mutton-chops' will be met with an instant lifetime ban.
6. No sliding down the bannister, it's bloody dangerous, ok?

Stick to those rules lads and we'll make it through the week unscathed. Try to bend the rules and you could well find yourself on the receiving end of one of these smilies:



Yeah? Y'get me?

Can I also add Sir to maximise safety 'No Running, No Pushing, No Bombing and No Petting'... And to keep the forum hygienic in Rhys' absence no wiping from back to front

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Ok guys, here's the Colonel's rules for this week:

1. If you have to smoke, do it on the patio
2. Talk of the rebrand is permitted on the main board but only using consonants.
3. Any accusations that Sonny Liston used Monsel's solution on his gloves to blind Cassius Clay in the fourth round will be met with derision unless hard evidence is produced.
4. Don't take the plastic covers off the sofa. They're there for a reason.
5. The use of the term 'mutton-chops' will be met with an instant lifetime ban.
6. No sliding down the bannister, it's bloody dangerous, ok?

Stick to those rules lads and we'll make it through the week unscathed. Try to bend the rules and you could well find yourself on the receiving end of one of these smilies:



Yeah? Y'get me?

BBRedMalk wrote:

Rhys wrote:
From tomorrow morning, I'm going away for the week camping with the Mrs - Colonel has the forum keys!

I'll be checking in on my phone every now and then and will be available to approve the expected hundreds of new users sign ups.

Other than that - keep the show on the road!

I'm amazed Mr Colonel is taking it so well

I think you've misunderstood the post. Rhys isn't going to live in a tent and s**t in a ditch with Mrs Colonel, he is going to mince around in a feather boa, saying "Ooh look at the thighs on her" and "Where did you buy that top sister, 1973?" while snapping his fingers and looking suggestively at well built men in tight trousers.