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- RAF_bluebird
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RAF_bluebird Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:36 pm
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub. Mary says, "I need a piss," goes behind a bush and drops her knickers. Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He jokes, "Have you changed your sex?" Mary says, "No I've changed my mind, I'm having a s**t!"
- Colonel Cardiffi
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Colonel Cardiffi Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:39 pm
:laughingabit:
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BlueDragon Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:13 pm
how do you get pikachu on to a bus?
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- bobbysauce
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bobbysauce Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:14 pm
Your avatar is terrifying.RAF_bluebird wrote:Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub. Mary says, "I need a piss," goes behind a bush and drops her knickers. Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He jokes, "Have you changed your sex?" Mary says, "No I've changed my mind, I'm having a s**t!"
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Rhys Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:34 pm
RAF - Congratulations - you've just take the most disgusting avatar award of gywn from aamb!...actually didn't think it was possible.
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Colonel Cardiffi Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:37 pm
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
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BlueDragon Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:44 pm
Flew with BA for my holidays last week, it was a nightmare...
He kept shouting "You crazy fool, I ain't getting on no plane!"
He kept shouting "You crazy fool, I ain't getting on no plane!"
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JB Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:45 pm
We have a beautiful little girl who we named after my mother in law. In fact Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow.
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RAF_bluebird Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:26 am
Rhys wrote:RAF - Congratulations - you've just take the most disgusting avatar award of gywn from aamb!...actually didn't think it was possible.
What do you mean?? It's miss Swansea 2012!!
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tomatus Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:29 am
BlueDragon wrote:Flew with BA for my holidays last week, it was a nightmare...
He kept shouting "You crazy fool, I ain't getting on no plane!"
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