Did you know....

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.


If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.

If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $200 every second.


He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it?

However...

If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 500 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has at this very moment.

Game over. Nerd wins.

Bloody hell! This put my earlier trip to Lidl's into perspective.

Lidl; a small bit of european culture in the world of excess we live in

Crazy stuff

"It's not enough to live on, but it's a start!!!" - Tony Robbins

That man gets paid good money even while he's sat on the throne. He has my dream job...

You're dream job Sir could be 'being' Tracey Emin as she appears to get paid handsomely for producing absolute shite

Wonder if he'd like to invest in a football team? What's his favourite colour?

Valley Trash wrote:You're dream job Sir could be 'being' Tracey Emin as she appears to get paid handsomely for producing absolute shite

In fairness, most of my turds do look like works of art too.

Valley Trash wrote:You're dream job Sir could be 'being' Tracey Emin as she appears to get paid handsomely for producing absolute shite

I detest that c**t .

Caldi Blue wrote:

Valley Trash wrote:You're dream job Sir could be 'being' Tracey Emin as she appears to get paid handsomely for producing absolute shite

I detest that c**t .

Me or Tracey Emin? I think you'll find there's no wrong answer to this question

I really don't want that slut piece mentioned in my thread!!!

BigREDbird wrote:I really don't want that slut piece mentioned in my thread!!!

Who me or Tracey Emin? I think you'll find there's no wrong answer to this question

Valley Trash wrote:

BigREDbird wrote:I really don't want that slut piece mentioned in my thread!!!

Who me or Tracey Emin? I think you'll find there's no wrong answer to this question

You.