Why this country is going downhill.

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It's 12.35 am as I write this. I should be in bed. Surely most normal people are. What's wrong with us all.

We're going to hell in a handcart. A shiny digital mega fast handcart.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Many a true word spoken in jest


Repent! the end of the world is nigh

But it's not even 3pm yet

It's happy hour (or it's equivalent) equal to six months or so, just to get the punters oblivious

Is it because our country is on a slope?

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Is it because our country is on a slope?

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•••••••™ wrote:
Is it because our country is on a slope?

It's been know for quite a while but it is a fact that the UK is sinking on it's eastern side whilst the west is rising. If we could create a fracture along Offa's dyke it's likely that London would be under water very soon whilst Wales would level out. and would sail off into the Atlantic with Ireland and become the52nd state of the US.

Judge dRed wrote:

•••••••™ wrote:
Is it because our country is on a slope?

It's been know for quite a while but it is a fact that the UK is sinking on it's eastern side whilst the west is rising. If we could create a fracture along Offa's dyke it's likely that London would be under water very soon whilst Wales would level out. and would sail off into the Atlantic with Ireland and become the52nd state of the US.

More importantly, does this mean we would have to join the League of Wales or the American League?

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:

Judge dRed wrote:

•••••••™ wrote:
Is it because our country is on a slope?

It's been know for quite a while but it is a fact that the UK is sinking on it's eastern side whilst the west is rising. If we could create a fracture along Offa's dyke it's likely that London would be under water very soon whilst Wales would level out. and would sail off into the Atlantic with Ireland and become the52nd state of the US.

More importantly, does this mean we would have to join the League of Wales or the American League?

Glamorgan can get independence from the rest of wales and set up it's own league where we can play in europe again

Judge dRed wrote:

•••••••™ wrote:
Is it because our country is on a slope?

It's been know for quite a while but it is a fact that the UK is sinking on it's eastern side whilst the west is rising. If we could create a fracture along Offa's dyke it's likely that London would be under water very soon whilst Wales would level out. and would sail off into the Atlantic with Ireland and become the52nd state of the US.

Feck the Government Police State cesspit that is the US. If you want an all expenses paid trip there, just illegally download some stuff, hack into their computers or try spreading the truth about their foreign policy.

Oh no - if we're gonna sail Cymru off somewhere, can we head for Cuba please?

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Is it because our country is on a slope?

Underrated post of the night