Chelski Tickets

So, turns out the place I've bagged to stay for my return is but a FIVE minute walk from Stamford Bridge so I feel like I would be a fool NOT to go to the game.

I haven't had chance to call the Ticket Office but I'm 99.9% certain that the painter and decorator they'll have at the other end will tell me it's all sold out or that they're only available to the "best" City fans (the ones who got a 'CITY TIL I DIE' tattoo on their face while still in the womb and have attended every game ever since the team's formation in Victorian times and even a few before that).

Sooooo, if anybody knows anyone who knows anyone who has a mate who might just have a spare ticket for sale, I am all ears (not literally, of course, that would be hideous...)