For anyone that needs a confidence boost...

I follow a few of the 'football jokes' accounts on twitter. Very rarely they are funny, but most the time they are just plain emberassing.

This morning, courtesy of a retweet, I discovered the most emberassing that probably has and also ever will live.

@Footy_girls

Behold some of its gems (all spelt exactly as they are on the account)-

The facepalmer - 'did you know...? The first team in Ryan Giggs carrier is...Manchester City

The bang your head off the wall repeatedly - 'Eiffel tower was used to be lighted But PSG Have Bought All Paris lights'

The just plain racist - ' David Moyes first job as a Manchester United manager is to know difference between Rafael and Fabio :D'

And the not really sure what this is supposed to be - 'He can have sex with a 16 year old girl, but he can't shower in beer because he is a Muslim #respect' (Frank Ribery)

I only went back a week too...

Oh and any dirty old men that found this page by googling 'sex with 16 year old girl', shame on you.

Red614 wrote:And the not really sure what this is supposed to be - 'He can have sex with a 16 year old girl, but he can't shower in beer because he is a Muslim #respect' (Frank Ribery)

In fairness this one does actually make sense. Though funny it is not.

I don't think the Rafael/Fabio comment is racist but it is twinnist.

R-DONO wrote:

Red614 wrote:And the not really sure what this is supposed to be - 'He can have sex with a 16 year old girl, but he can't shower in beer because he is a Muslim #respect' (Frank Ribery)

In fairness this one does actually make sense. Though funny it is not.

Bizarre that he is a 'strict' Muslim who can't go near alcohol but was investigated by French police as being the prolific user of a high-class prostitution ring.

Slumdog's Son wrote:

R-DONO wrote:

Red614 wrote:And the not really sure what this is supposed to be - 'He can have sex with a 16 year old girl, but he can't shower in beer because he is a Muslim #respect' (Frank Ribery)

In fairness this one does actually make sense. Though funny it is not.

Bizarre that he is a 'strict' Muslim who can't go near alcohol but was investigated by French police as being the prolific user of a high-class prostitution ring.

......."investigated by French police" would simply involve the collection of telephone numbers.....(allegedly )