How long before Cardiff City have a Green Group? My Rebranding Plans

We have reds...
We have blues...

How long before the green party is set up?

It's like politics with all this blue and red talk so I think its only fair the green get in on the act.


Here I think should be the rebranding plans;

• Maybe we should have a green kit with a picture of a leek and promote an ethos of football clubs protecting the environment.
  
  
• The expansion on the stadium should leave the roof completely covered in solar panels which powers the whole stadium. The stadium should also have a little transport system around it such as a little electric train like at Barry Island. This would mean fans could walk from town rather than get the car and pollute the air. This makes it better cleaner air for our fans to breathe in before the games so they can truly focus on the match without having their head frazzled by fumes.
  
  
• Some of the money should be used to pay off the existing Langston debt. The money saved each month should be used for putting a hydro electrical system underneath the stadium which sprays water whilst providing more energy for the stadium and surrounding area. Also, to get fans involved we should a 'capture an away fan' competition at half time which would keep fans fit and then the away fan captured would be put in a hamster like wheel to cycle and provide power.
  
  
• Also, our pitch is already green which helps the groundsman.
  
  
• Rather than upgrade the training facilities I think we should just grow a 2 acre daffodil patch and get the players to jog around it numerous times per day to keep fit. They shall be provided with bottled water collected from Cardiff City's own private spring. This will be sold in numerous shops around the UK to make money. Also, to dry the kits we should install a washing line that goes from one part of the stadium roof to the other side along the centre line rather than using a tumble dryer.
  
  
• Also, in terms of the playing squad, I think we should sign Robert Green to increase the brand awareness.

What do you think of my proposals?

We could only put out 8 players for a match - get them running around more, much better for them. Malky could cycle round the outside of the pitch with a megaphone, and see how many laps he could complete in 90 mins.

Every time the ball goes out of play, the crowd gets up and jogs 30 seats along the row, to take up a new position. We need the exercise! Alternating rows would go clockwise or anti-clockwise - synchronised spectator shuffling is the way forward....no, sideways.

Would this message board have to rebrand itself as Greenredbluebirds.com? Could be a step too far for some. I think we need a new group to discuss it.

RedIsTheWay wrote:We have reds...
We have blues...

How long before the green party is set up?

It's like politics with all this blue and red talk so I think its only fair the green get in on the act.

What do you think of my proposals?

Sniper

RedIsTheWay wrote:
[*]Also, in terms of the playing squad, I think we should sign Robert Green to increase the brand awareness. [/list]

Robert Green is joining QPR. Also Leeds have signed up Derby's Paul Green. Everyone's going for this greening strategy, looks like we've missed the boat. Let's stay red.

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