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PostR-DONO Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:35 am

So I thought I'd bring a tad of culture to this board. Call me a pretentious prick, but I thought feck it. So let's hear your City based Haiku's.

For those who don't know, a Haiku is a short poem consisting of 3 lines. The first has 5 syllables, the second 7 and the final has 5 syllables again.

Here's mine:

Premier league glory
Vinnie has promised Cardiff
Red, Blue, United.
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Postdavewebber65 Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:47 am

you have the drop certainly on me. can't argue with your rendition
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PostToast Boy Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:48 am

Cardiff City Three
Nottingham Forest Nil Means
Fat Lady Warms Up
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PostR-DONO Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:55 am

Toast Boy wrote:Cardiff City Three
Nottingham Forest Nil Means
Fat Lady Warms Up

I like it. Have some flair for that.
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PostToast Boy Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:11 am

Cheers R-Dono The Office-all RBMB Haiku Thread 1525230823

Also.

Forward Line Looks Thin
Malky Needs Striker Options
Velikonja! Who?
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PostR-DONO Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:37 am

Have faith in Malky
Though questionable tactics,
We still sit atop.
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PostToast Boy Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:42 am

We Could Have A Thread
All About Malky's Tactics
All Done In Haiku
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PostValley Trash Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:00 am

Alright love, nice tits
How much to see your tuppence
Cocking hell, how much?
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PostValley Trash Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:04 am

The old bottle will not smash
Against the odds defiant
Red or blue unchanged
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PostValley Trash Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:08 am

Girls from Nantucket,
If it moves then they'll **** it
****s like a bucket

Translated from an original 17th century Japanese poem...
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PostToast Boy Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:14 am

Valley Trash wrote:Alright love, nice tits
How much to see your tuppence
Cocking hell, how much?

The Office-all RBMB Haiku Thread 692773407

Valley Trash Enters thread
"Did Someone Mention Culture?
We'll See About That"
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PostR-DONO Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:52 pm

Only Trash could destroy a thread with haiku's The Office-all RBMB Haiku Thread 692773407
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PostRhys Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:13 pm

R-DONO wrote:Only Trash could destroy a thread with haiku's The Office-all RBMB Haiku Thread 692773407

Destroy Trash did not
He added certain beauty
poet of the soul


Last edited by Rhys on Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:15 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : cos i cant count like)
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PostTans Tache Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:27 pm

this is rubbish
i dont know what to say
goodbye
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PostValley Trash Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:46 pm

Vinnie Tans Tache wrote:this is rubbish
i dont know what to say
goodbye


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