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PostArkay Dubya Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:56 am

...my oh my, it's a dirty little secret.

Can't reveal too much right now, but keep an eye out for the front page of the tabloids tomorrow Gents.

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PostArkay Dubya Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:00 am

In some ways, I think you might actually be impressed but it also might explain why his mind wasn't totally "on the job" toward the end of his reign What Davey Jones Keeps in His Locker... 4228682415
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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:02 am

Is this a serious thread? Should we expect scandal?
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PostArkay Dubya Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:10 am

He's been a naught boy...seriously, he has. Not on an epic scale but certainly not well-behaved.
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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:23 am

Oh dear. Nothing on twitter so this has been kept under wraps. You would have thought after the way he was so cruelly smeared earlier in his career he would have kept his nose clean...
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PostArkay Dubya Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:26 am

Yup, that's exactly what I thought when I saw it. It won't be on Twitter yet as it is under embargo, plus, it's tittle-tattle rather than football news.
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PostR-DONO Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:30 pm

He keeps a netball player in his locker!!! I can imagine the woo-ing process must've been riveting with the most boring man alive.
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PostArkay Dubya Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:50 pm

I know! I have to say I was rather impressed that the most sour-faced, handsomely-challenged chubster in all of Christendom managed to pull an attractive, athletic lass over 20 years younger than himself.

I reckon he wanted to get caught just so he could tell someone. Who'd believe him otherwise?
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Postdavewebber65 Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:28 pm

just read the account in the sunonline. bet the fly on the wall had its ears burnt when she caught them at the flat. more seriously, wonder what the opposition fans are gonna chant. bit more gardening leave coming up?
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PostR-DONO Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:44 pm

He can keep Slumdog's Son company on his gardening leave.
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Naughty boy
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PostTans Tache Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:18 pm

whats he dobe, aoint bought any papers yet,
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PostArkay Dubya Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:50 pm

Vinnie Tans Tache wrote:whats he dobe, aoint bought any papers yet,

Been playing away in more sense than one. With a netball lass behind his wife's back, except, she found out and confronted them at the mistresses flat. He clearly had no Plan B to keep it secret but I'm sure he'll dust himself down and go again. The netball lass is saying "she's not proud of what she's done" and her career is now in jeopardy - another promising youth ruined by Jones What Davey Jones Keeps in His Locker... 2854552383
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PostR-DONO Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:05 pm

The real question is though, would you still give her a go knowing Dave Jones has been there?
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