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PostTans Tache Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:13 am

Jesus... the look she gave me as i handed her to the vet, Just took cat to be spayed 692773407 my dog never forgave me for weeks when he had the snip
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PostTDA Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:16 am

....just wait until it's your turn..........and don't believe what anyone tells you.....it hurts like hell! Just took cat to be spayed 692773407
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PostTans Tache Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:19 am

Just took cat to be spayed 692773407
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Postdavewebber65 Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:51 am

TDA wrote:....just wait until it's your turn..........and don't believe what anyone tells you.....it hurts like hell! Just took cat to be spayed 692773407
i can verify that. you end up with dick and bollocks the size of a weston donkey and you are doubled up in pain. i tried half a bottle of brandy but did not do any good Just took cat to be spayed 692773407
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PostTans Tache Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:56 am

good job i aint having the snip, Just took cat to be spayed 692773407
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PostTDA Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:11 am

davewebber65 wrote:
TDA wrote:....just wait until it's your turn..........and don't believe what anyone tells you.....it hurts like hell! Just took cat to be spayed 692773407
i can verify that. you end up with dick and bollocks the size of a weston donkey and you are doubled up in pain. i tried half a bottle of brandy but did not do any good Just took cat to be spayed 692773407

Unfortunately, the swelling does go down eventually, but the memory of the pain lives on forever......... Just took cat to be spayed 3640184800

PS.............hope Gloves doesn't read this ahead of his blood test appointment Just took cat to be spayed 692773407
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Postdavewebber65 Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:15 am

had it done on a christmas eve, part of a job lot, but was the only guy to turn up. yea the memory lives on
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PostR-DONO Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:19 am

What colour spay paint was it?
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PostValley Trash Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:54 am

davewebber65 wrote:
TDA wrote:....just wait until it's your turn..........and don't believe what anyone tells you.....it hurts like hell! Just took cat to be spayed 692773407
i can verify that. you end up with dick and bollocks the size of a weston donkey and you are doubled up in pain. i tried half a bottle of brandy but did not do any good Just took cat to be spayed 692773407

Tut tut.... you should never pour brandy over your bollox especially after an operation
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PostG-ster Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:11 am

A mate of mine snapped his banjo-string and insisted that rubbing salt onto his bellend would stop the bleeding.
The subsequent scream that eminated from the bathroom suggested this was not without consequences.
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