World Cup Prediction

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Disclaimer for the new guys - I am an English Cardiff City fan, and in their thread I will be discussing England. Alternative nationality threads are available.

So...the commentary team have done it again. Neymar has a bad game, and straight away they are saying 'Neymar can't score against England'. You know the last man they said that about? Zlatan Ibrahimovic, and I can assure you most England fans are still attending counciling to come to grips with his brutal rape of us only a few months ago.

So, at some point I reckon England are going to collide with brazil in the World Cup. And then Neymar will probably tear us a new one. But by how many? Two? Three? Twenty Seven?


Please trust me when I say this - most England fans aren't that arrogant and don't think we're now going to win the World Cup because of one friendly. Most of the blame for that prejudice lies squarely in the hands of Adrian Chiles and other commentating cronies.

Biffa wrote:Wales will win beating England 4-0 in the final

This depends which World Cup final you're alluding to. I've heard we're nailed on to win the World Cup in choir singing. I got sauces.

R-DONO wrote:

Biffa wrote:Wales will win beating England 4-0 in the final

This depends which World Cup final you're alluding to. I've heard we're nailed on to win the World Cup in choir singing. I got sauces.

While on the other hand, if its elephant polo you're talking about England will brush Wales aside without even glancing at them. Partly because England last time I checked were champions two tournaments running, but mostly because Wales don't have a team.

Red614 wrote:

R-DONO wrote:

Biffa wrote:Wales will win beating England 4-0 in the final

This depends which World Cup final you're alluding to. I've heard we're nailed on to win the World Cup in choir singing. I got sauces.

While on the other hand, if its elephant polo you're talking about England will brush Wales aside without even glancing at them. Partly because England last time I checked were champions two tournaments running, but mostly because Wales don't have a team.

In which case would anyone like to join my Welsh elephant polo team? You'll have to provide your own elephant.

R-DONO wrote:

Red614 wrote:

R-DONO wrote:

Biffa wrote:Wales will win beating England 4-0 in the final

This depends which World Cup final you're alluding to. I've heard we're nailed on to win the World Cup in choir singing. I got sauces.

While on the other hand, if its elephant polo you're talking about England will brush Wales aside without even glancing at them. Partly because England last time I checked were champions two tournaments running, but mostly because Wales don't have a team.

In which case would anyone like to join my Welsh elephant polo team? You'll have to provide your own elephant.

Does John Merrick Count?

Biffa wrote:

R-DONO wrote:

Red614 wrote:

R-DONO wrote:

Biffa wrote:Wales will win beating England 4-0 in the final

This depends which World Cup final you're alluding to. I've heard we're nailed on to win the World Cup in choir singing. I got sauces.

While on the other hand, if its elephant polo you're talking about England will brush Wales aside without even glancing at them. Partly because England last time I checked were champions two tournaments running, but mostly because Wales don't have a team.

In which case would anyone like to join my Welsh elephant polo team? You'll have to provide your own elephant.

Does John Merrick Count?

can't stand them. if i ever think of a good thing to say will let you know

Switzerland are the current World Elephant Polo champions. They beat UAE in extra time.