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thewelshfella Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:47 am
A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."
The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
OK. Then I DEFINITELY s**t my pants.
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."
The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
OK. Then I DEFINITELY s**t my pants.
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Rhys Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:51 am
There was once a joke thread - perhaps it needs resurrecting!
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Valley Trash Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:03 am
Only if the quality improves drastically 
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thewelshfella Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:29 am
Valley Trash wrote:Only if the quality improves drastically
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Valley Trash Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:41 am
thewelshfella wrote:Valley Trash wrote:Only if the quality improves drastically
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Phil Blue/Red Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:48 am
thewelshfella wrote:A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."
The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
OK. Then I DEFINITELY s**t my pants.
Brilliant! My wife will appreciate that one, she works in a nursery class.
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thewelshfella Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:20 am
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
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