KCR CAMPAIGN

KEEP CARDIFF RED

MY NEW GROUP OF MERCENARIES.

ANYONE WHO STAND IN OUR WAY GET DESTROYED AND TAKEN TO THE CELLS AND KEPT PRISONER FOR 4 YEARS

FOR £150 JOINING FEE YOU GET A PAINTBALL GUN WITH 200 RED PAINT BALLS TO SHOOT AT BLUES

YOU ALSO GET RED CAMO GEAR AND FOR EXTRA £20 RED CAMO FOR YOUR GUN (LIKE ON COD:MW)

IF YOU SEE ANYONE IN BLUE SHOOT ON SIGHT THEM WITH RED PAINT

I HAVE ALSO BOUGHT 50000 TUBS OF RED DULUX READY TO PAINT THE SEATS STARTING NEXT SUNDAY

WE WILL HAVE A MEETING SOON WHERE ONLY KEEP CARDIFF RED MEMBERS CAN COME BECAUSE EQUALITY IS NOT FOR US. ALSO LEAVE YOUR WIVES AT HOME PLEASE UNLESS SHE'S BRINGING SOME FRESHLY COOKED GRUB.

CHEERS.

PS. SAM HAMMAM IS A KNOB.

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The KCR feme toon....



Except substitute 'Hoses' for Roses to to add a little spice to the movement

CB39 wrote:KEEP CARDIFF RED

MY NEW GROUP OF MERCENARIES.

ANYONE WHO STAND IN OUR WAY GET DESTROYED AND TAKEN TO THE CELLS AND KEPT PRISONER FOR 4 YEARS

FOR £150 JOINING FEE YOU GET A PAINTBALL GUN WITH 200 RED PAINT BALLS TO SHOOT AT BLUES

YOU ALSO GET RED CAMO GEAR AND FOR EXTRA £20 RED CAMO FOR YOUR GUN (LIKE ON COD:MW)

IF YOU SEE ANYONE IN BLUE SHOOT ON SIGHT THEM WITH RED PAINT

I HAVE ALSO BOUGHT 50000 TUBS OF RED DULUX READY TO PAINT THE SEATS STARTING NEXT SUNDAY

WE WILL HAVE A MEETING SOON WHERE ONLY KEEP CARDIFF RED MEMBERS CAN COME BECAUSE EQUALITY IS NOT FOR US. ALSO LEAVE YOUR WIVES AT HOME PLEASE UNLESS SHE'S BRINGING SOME FRESHLY COOKED GRUB.

CHEERS.

PS. SAM HAMMAM IS A KNOB.

This sounds like an organisation I could work for. I do feel however that the taking of prisoners is not a good idea and could be problematic when released. I get subcontracted to put in telephone posts for BT in rural areas. I could easily create a deeper hole than necessary and hide cadavers under these poles. Any subsequent subsidence will be ignored or I will be required to fix it. I should easily be able to cope with half a dozen each week. Please pm me an application form with personal code name