Can we just buy someone now please?

EVEN IF IT MEANS ITS EDDIE JOHNSON.

Buy me! Buy me!

Arkay v2.0 wrote:Buy me! Buy me!

In the early 2000's I scored two goals for my school team. Albeit one was an unmissable tap in and I spent most of my time fluffing saves as a goalkeeper. I can also guarantee one of every ten passes I make would be brilliant, and at least another two or three would be on target. I think if I don't at least get a trial it's somewhat insulting really.

I was in the same year at Rumney High school with Bellers and we both played for Caer Castell when his Dad Dougie was managing us. I will also play for food. Tan, sign me the s**t up.

With that kind of scouting report I'd definitely sign you up on FIFA.

Oh, and I can guarantee at least one day a month I'll be fit to play. I have regular problems with my knees and the ankle on my shooting foot. I may or may not have broken ribs too. They make it kind of hard to run at all, but I could always goal hang.

Red614 wrote:Oh, and I can guarantee at least one day a month I'll be fit to play. I have regular problems with my knees and the ankle on my shooting foot. I may or may not have broken ribs too. They make it kind of hard to run at all, but I could always goal hang.

Hmmm, goalkeeper you say?

I've never played football in my life. In fact come to think of it I'm not 100% sure what football is. But I'll give it a bash. £500 a week and a Ford Sierra 1.8i and I'm any ones.

Sure, Bellers went on to bigger and better things after high school and I stayed in Cardiff, but I got a GCSE in French and Bellers didn't even come back to take the exam, so who really had the last laugh?

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Sure, Bellers went on to bigger and better things after high school and I stayed in Cardiff, but I got a GCSE in French and Bellers didn't even come back to take the exam, so who really had the last laugh?

I think you mean - qui avaient vraiment le dernier rire?

Arkay v2.0 wrote:

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Sure, Bellers went on to bigger and better things after high school and I stayed in Cardiff, but I got a GCSE in French and Bellers didn't even come back to take the exam, so who really had the last laugh?

I think you mean - qui avaient vraiment le dernier rire?

I got a C.

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:

Arkay v2.0 wrote:

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Sure, Bellers went on to bigger and better things after high school and I stayed in Cardiff, but I got a GCSE in French and Bellers didn't even come back to take the exam, so who really had the last laugh?

I think you mean - qui avaient vraiment le dernier rire?

I got a C.

Aha! I got a B. Malky, there's the proof I'm your man.

I can't do Saturdays though.

Red614 wrote:

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:

Arkay v2.0 wrote:

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Sure, Bellers went on to bigger and better things after high school and I stayed in Cardiff, but I got a GCSE in French and Bellers didn't even come back to take the exam, so who really had the last laugh?

I think you mean - qui avaient vraiment le dernier rire?

I got a C.

Aha! I got a B. Malky, there's the proof I'm your man.

I can't do Saturdays though.

Jewish? We'll soon have Splott David on your case.

My dad and his mates played Bellamy and his mates up Rumney Rec and beat them, said Bellamy was a decent player at the time but nothing special but then really got his head down and turned into a class player in a short space of time just by dedicating himself.

Kim Bo-Kyung wrote:My dad and his mates played Bellamy and his mates up Rumney Rec and beat them, said Bellamy was a decent player at the time but nothing special but then really got his head down and turned into a class player in a short space of time just by dedicating himself.

That makes you about 13 by my calculation