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•••••••™ Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:35 am
Obviously, I don't want to say too much about this ....
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Valley Trash Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:43 am
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Ah, ah, ahhhh small beady eyes, too close together, I wager she weighs the same as small gravel... Ahhhh
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Colonel Cardiffi Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:48 am
And she'd be all covered in sand. That's a no-no for me, I've got strict rules for my bed.
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•••••••™ Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:50 am
I would like it to be known here and now, that I have no influence whatsoever about where this thread is about to go ... or end
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Judge dRed Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:54 am
Started off well enough then went downhill fast. A quick search for MILF sites would soon open up some more credible material. 
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Valley Trash Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:06 am
If I were clever enough to invent a time machine.... as I have spent so much of my life endeavours so far (to date I have only been successful in sending a bent cigar into the deep future where I believe it was smoked by a Morlok). I would pursue the following 3 prioritised missions:
1973 Have a 'decent crack' at Felicity Kendal (mental note to self remember to pack Rohypnol in smoking jacket pocket)
1965 Assissinate Geoff Hurst
1926 Assissinate Adolf Hitler after introducing him to Rohypnol and Marc Almond (mental note to self remember to pack Polaroid camera in smoking jacket pocket... Mental mental note to self we are now digital
)2067introduce the concept of time to Tredegar to allow them to properly enjoy their "Clock"
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Valley Trash Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:16 am
Valley Trash wrote:
If I were clever enough to invent a time machine.... as I have spent so much of my life endeavours so far (to date I have only been successful in sending a bent cigar into the deep future where I believe it was smoked by a Morlok). I would pursue the following 3 prioritised missions:
1973 Have a 'decent crack' at Felicity Kendal (mental note to self remember to pack Rohypnol in smoking jacket pocket)
1965 Assissinate Geoff Hurst
1926 Assissinate Adolf Hitler after introducing him to Rohypnol and Marc Almond (mental note to self remember to pack Polaroid camera in smoking jacket pocket... Mental mental note to self we are now digital
2067 Introduce the concept of time to Tredegar to allow them to properly enjoy their "Clock"
I would pursue the previous 4 (not 3) prioritised missions
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Colonel Cardiffi Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:20 am
I'd go back to 1985 and convince myself as a child to invest heavily in the Sinclair C5 and then return home and laugh myself silly at pranking myself so good.
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Valley Trash Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:28 am
I may go back to Johor, Malaysia in 1952 and supply Mr and Mrs Tan free blue paint for their nursery as a sort of social experiment
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Valley Trash Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:31 am
MILF... Mentalcase I'd Like to Forgo....RedIsTheWay wrote:
Only kidding I'd be 'up her guts' like a flash
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Malaise Yeah! Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:37 am
Valley Trash wrote:•••••••™ wrote:
Ah, ah, ahhhh small beady eyes, too close together, I wager she weighs the same as small gravel... Ahhhh
f**k that, that arse needs a good sorting out........ and I'll add my name to the queue.
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Valley Trash Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:47 am
I'm with the Colonel I can't stand sand in either my sandwiches or my ladies on a trip to the beach
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