Arkays football meet up, MATCH REPORT!!!!!

Not much to report, short on numbers this week 6 people, so played 3 a side, despite begging people to play us Met with Red614 (hi red)

so not much to report as not much happened as it was only 3 a side, game started off with us winning 5-1, then swapped teams and decided instead of scoring in the net, "goals" would only count if hit bar or post, so we done that pretty much all game, our team (myself, Arkay and RDono) chucked away a 3 goal lead, for it to end 4-4 before we abandoned the match as we were fucked,

Red im sorry for barging u into a fence, (genuine accident) also special mention again to red who somehow managed to smack the ball into his own team mates bollocks from 3 yards out, That did make me smile,

All i hope is that this hasnt affected chris's ability to have kids in the future! (i guess time will tell)

anyway hopefully we will have more to report next week....

First of all it wasn't an accident in a million years, I saw you coming a mile off

And i made it obvious I was going for the big hoof up the pitch, I thought...

My ankle has swollen up a beaut and has already started to turn black but it was surprisingly good fun with only six of us.

Nothing like thronking a shot in off the crossbar too. I'll sleep happy tonight.

Sounds like great fun chaps - how long did toastboy play for?

Next time I make rules for scoring, I'm going to make sure I'm actually good at them!

R-DONO wrote:Next time I make rules for scoring, I'm going to make sure I'm actually good at them!

You should also clarify rules on body checking, just for Tache's benefit

I wouldn't want Tache checking my body..........

I refuse to play if you change the rules so as I can't punish the wearing of Manchester United shirts by instantaneous bollock imploding.

In all fairness it wasnt that bad if a body check it aint my fault red is light on his feet,

Tans Tache wrote:In all fairness it wasnt that bad if a body check it aint my fault red is light on his feet,  

Thats the thanks I get for stopping play on more than one occasion because you went down injured...