Arkay National Express Journey UPDATE

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Arkay Dubya
Arkay Dubya
Global Superstar
Global Superstar
Posts : 8996
User Points : 28232
Posting Flair : 1906
Join date : 2012-06-15
Age : 104
Location : Here, there, everywhere
http://westerneyes.smugmug.com/

PostArkay Dubya Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:08 am

Arkay has managed to secure a comfortable seat but is being buffeted by a stingingly cold air-con system that has a vendetta against humanity akin to Skynet.

More BREAKING NEWS as it happens...
Tans Tache
Tans Tache
National Legend
National Legend
Posts : 4835
User Points : 22790
Posting Flair : 760
Join date : 2012-06-26
Age : 39
Location : Tans Lip

PostTans Tache Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:09 am

Great update.... leader Arkay National Express Journey UPDATE 833362651
Arkay Dubya
Arkay Dubya
Global Superstar
Global Superstar
Posts : 8996
User Points : 28232
Posting Flair : 1906
Join date : 2012-06-15
Age : 104
Location : Here, there, everywhere
http://westerneyes.smugmug.com/

PostArkay Dubya Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:11 am

BRAKING NEWS from our on the spot Reporter.

Driver hit the pedal a bit hard there as the Coach stop/starts through Kensington & Chelsea. A few passengers shifted uncomfortably in their seats. Real drama here.
The Tonker
The Tonker
National Legend
National Legend
Posts : 2429
User Points : 9488
Posting Flair : 1360
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 67
Location : Chepstow

PostThe Tonker Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:26 am

Look forward to the Breaking News update from the Welcome Break service area.
Arkay Dubya
Arkay Dubya
Global Superstar
Global Superstar
Posts : 8996
User Points : 28232
Posting Flair : 1906
Join date : 2012-06-15
Age : 104
Location : Here, there, everywhere
http://westerneyes.smugmug.com/

PostArkay Dubya Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:31 am

News just in...

Arkay has reached the half way point in his packet of rice cakes and the coach is barely the other side of Hammersmith. Has he gone too far too soon? Only time will tell.
Tans Tache
Tans Tache
National Legend
National Legend
Posts : 4835
User Points : 22790
Posting Flair : 760
Join date : 2012-06-26
Age : 39
Location : Tans Lip

PostTans Tache Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:35 am

20mins in... easily a 2 pager by time u reach cardiff Arkay National Express Journey UPDATE 692773407 but do u have reserve rations?
Cyncoedslumdog
Cyncoedslumdog
National Legend
National Legend
Posts : 4113
User Points : 14106
Posting Flair : 1465
Join date : 2012-06-14
Age : 110
Location : Cardiff

PostCyncoedslumdog Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:39 am

Nothing on Sky yet except some stuff about the economy and the middle east. I'll have to keep checking my phone for updates. Ridiculous.
R-DONO
R-DONO
Captain of Country
Captain of Country
Posts : 1185
User Points : 7195
Posting Flair : 490
Join date : 2013-02-05
Age : 32
Location : Barry

PostR-DONO Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:44 am

Sounds like a great service provided by National Express so far.

Pressures on Greyhound Arkay National Express Journey UPDATE 635981802
The Tonker
The Tonker
National Legend
National Legend
Posts : 2429
User Points : 9488
Posting Flair : 1360
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 67
Location : Chepstow

PostThe Tonker Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:44 am

Arkay Dubya wrote:News just in...

Arkay has reached the half way point in his packet of rice cakes and the coach is barely the other side of Hammersmith. Has he gone too far too soon? Only time will tell.
For breaking news, the 'have a break' rations should clearly be a Kit-Kat -total Arkay National Express Journey UPDATE 4268314175 if you're deficient in these.
Arkay National Express Journey UPDATE 2854552383
Arkay Dubya
Arkay Dubya
Global Superstar
Global Superstar
Posts : 8996
User Points : 28232
Posting Flair : 1906
Join date : 2012-06-15
Age : 104
Location : Here, there, everywhere
http://westerneyes.smugmug.com/

PostArkay Dubya Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:50 am

Newsflash!

Approaching Reading, Arkay is inspired to pick up a book but doesn't really understand what it's for. He returns it back whence it came. Incredible scenes.
The Tonker
The Tonker
National Legend
National Legend
Posts : 2429
User Points : 9488
Posting Flair : 1360
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 67
Location : Chepstow

PostThe Tonker Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:58 am

Arkay Dubya wrote:Newsflash!

Approaching Reading, Arkay is inspired to pick up a book but doesn't really understand what it's for. He returns it back whence it came. Incredible scenes.
Yes, the coach does bypass Reading, doesn't it. But at least it had incredible pictures.
The Tonker
The Tonker
National Legend
National Legend
Posts : 2429
User Points : 9488
Posting Flair : 1360
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 67
Location : Chepstow

PostThe Tonker Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:00 am

Looking forward to the newsflash when you streak past Bath, not to mention getting close to Bristol.......
R-DONO
R-DONO
Captain of Country
Captain of Country
Posts : 1185
User Points : 7195
Posting Flair : 490
Join date : 2013-02-05
Age : 32
Location : Barry

PostR-DONO Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:04 am

Unfortunately I'm off to circuits at 6pm so I fear I'm going to miss the final home straight. Absolutely gutted I am.
Valley Trash
Valley Trash
Global Superstar
Global Superstar
Posts : 5471
User Points : 19382
Posting Flair : 1933
Join date : 2012-06-16
Location : Too close to home

PostValley Trash Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:07 am

Set your Sky box... I've seen a spoiler where Arkay has a piss when passing through Newport.... It was a great shot through the top slit window....
The Tonker
The Tonker
National Legend
National Legend
Posts : 2429
User Points : 9488
Posting Flair : 1360
Join date : 2012-06-18
Age : 67
Location : Chepstow

PostThe Tonker Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:09 am

Valley Trash wrote:Set your Sky box... I've seen a spoiler where Arkay has a piss when passing through Newport.... It was a great shot through the top slit window....
I thought it was a dump......or was that Newport?
Sponsored content

PostSponsored content

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

Create an account or log in to leave a reply

You need to be a member in order to leave a reply.

Create an account

Join our community by creating a new account. It's easy!


Create a new account

Log in

Already have an account? No problem, log in here.


Log in

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum