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- Rhys
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Rhys Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:50 pm
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I'm about to go for run for the first time in a long time. God help us all.
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- Valley Trash
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Valley Trash Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:30 pm
The Eastender's theme tune was composed by a Buddhist monk thumping red pandas with a washing up brush..
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Valley Trash Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:31 pm
If you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters the essence of Keith Chegwin will still be wrong
- Slimfrog's Son™
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:34 pm
In Bhutan, bouquet garni is the primary form of currency and chives are used as a recreational drug (when smoked)
- Valley TrashGlobal Superstar
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Valley Trash Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:38 pm
Cauliflowers can live for several thousand years if left unpicked... They are capable of becoming sufficiently sentient to hold down jobs in tanning salons
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Slimfrog's Son™ Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:41 pm
Valley Trash wrote:Cauliflowers can live for several thousand years if left unpicked... They are capable of becoming sufficiently sentient to hold down jobs in tanning salons
Much like girls from Ebbw Vale?
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Tans Tache Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:42 pm
trash is a c**t 
- Valley TrashGlobal Superstar
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Valley Trash Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:45 pm
Vinnie Tans Red Coat wrote:trash is a c**t
:bounce: :bounce:
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TDA Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:46 pm
The typical Frenchman spends 30 hours each week eating lunch.
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Valley Trash Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:49 pm
In all of human history there are only 4 documented ways to surprise a Viscount... titled landed gentry not biscuit
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The Tonker Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:12 pm
Once was quite enough for the orangutan!Valley Trash wrote:Slumdog's Sonwrote:Trash once gave a reach-around to an orangutan whilst smoking a crack pipe and singing verses from the sound of music
Only once
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Valley Trash Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:12 am
Neil Warnock is a pan dimensional 'cloud' entity who exists in multiple realities and in a multitude of physical forms simultaneously... unfortunately in every one he's a tw@t with ladies eyebrows...
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