MALKY OUT!

It's official, my FIFA 13 Virtual pro is the new Velikonja.

Fresh from a loan season at Port Vale, in which we gained promotion and I personally scored 47 goals in 46 games and won player of the season, I returned to Cardiff City. There, Malky immediately tried to offload me on loan to other league 1 teams, but I stuck my heels in and refused every offer that came my way. Because of this Malky dropped me for the first five matches of the season. Eventually Maynard picked up a knock and I made my debut, in which I put a hat trick past Leicester City. Because of this I kept my place and I went in to hit blistering form, tallying 32 goals in just 17 games and scoring at least once in every game. Everything seemed fine.

...until January. I then got the message that Maynard's return to fitness (who had scored 0 in five games, compared to the 9 I scored in the same period) left me surplus to requirements, and I was transfer listed. I dug my heels in oncemore and refused to take the insult of bids being accepted from league 1 and low championship sides. Eventually though I realise I wasnt winning, and when an offer came through from premiership Newcastle, I packed my bags and moved on. It's now five games since I moved and I've made two appearances and one assist thus far. Cardiff have yet to win a game since I left.

I felt I needed to let this frustration out.

Never mind all that. Is your virtual Malky playing the virtual Noone on the wing?

Are there any virtual polyester red scarves on the virtual pitch....

Is there a virtual VT in the virtual stands or has he sold us because on our virtual blue balloons

Toast Boy wrote:Never mind all that. Is your virtual Malky playing the virtual Noone on the wing?

New signing Daniel Pranjic played regular left wing, Cowie played right normally. Conway, remarkably, was sold shortly after my return from loan. I thought this ruined the realism, until the next message was an invitation to his and Malky's wedding in the off season.

Red614 wrote:

Toast Boy wrote:Never mind all that. Is your virtual Malky playing the virtual Noone on the wing?

New signing Daniel Pranjic played regular left wing, Cowie played right normally. Conway, remarkably, was sold shortly after my return from loan. I thought this ruined the realism, until the next message was an invitation to his and Malky's wedding in the off season.

I would imagine The Don performed the ceremonials

Red614 wrote:

Toast Boy wrote:Never mind all that. Is your virtual Malky playing the virtual Noone on the wing?

New signing Daniel Pranjic played regular left wing, Cowie played right normally. Conway, remarkably, was sold shortly after my return from loan. I thought this ruined the realism, until the next message was an invitation to his and Malky's wedding in the off season.