Simple one lunged Pope elected...

At last a Papa that speaks to me... He can't play trumpet that well but what a guy....

I'm going to get in before The Daily Mail and whip up a scare that he issues a call to arms for all Catholics to reclaim Las Malvinas. Then he'd be the most interesting Pope ever.

Surely the "Hand of God" has arrived.

Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes

Oh hang about - that was AQUALUNG not Monolung

He's up for it no doubt about... A 77 year old firebrand spitting venom and frothing at the mouth at the injustice of the British occupation of permanently freezing rocks that can't be seen from Argentina... Apparently he will lead the armada that will reclaim these inhospitable boulders... fully integrate homosexuality into the Catholic church... do the Kessler run in under 12 parsecs... whilst feebly playing a selection of brass instruments in a one lunged stylee..

Over to you Pope Frank.... Baddabing!

Toast Boy wrote:Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Snot running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes

Oh hang about - that was AQUALUNG not Monolung

He's old,
Not young,
He's got a monolung,
Papa Frank
Papa Frank

Don't get me started on the Falklands or this thread will get political very quick. Damn Argies.

agreed change of subject ss as we are on opposite side of the arguement